8 definitions by Fred Bloggs the 3rd
Fat bastard asshole that first "filled" the screen on the 1st series of Pop Idol. He was doing well on the sympathy vote until he coughed up a lung toward the end and droped out. Soon after the nation witnessed what a true waste of life he was on Celebrity Fit Club, where he would cry like a little faggot baby every 5 seconds because he could get a whole cow, or a swimming pool of mars bars to eat every day.
Seemingly he thinks himself as a megastar and that he should be treated as so, when in reality he is the ultimate in Z list celebrity.
Rik, your not big boned, your just fat.
Seemingly he thinks himself as a megastar and that he should be treated as so, when in reality he is the ultimate in Z list celebrity.
Rik, your not big boned, your just fat.
AHAHAHAHA HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!! I R TEH RIK WALLAR!!!!! TODAY IM GOING TO SING MY LATEST COVER SONG!!!!!!! *coughs up lung* OH WTF!!!!! HAXED!!!! MY PERFOMANCE IS HAXED!!!!!!! I WANT COMPENSATION!!!!!!! AND A SOME MARS BARS!!!!!
3 years later....
AHAHA HELLO!!!!!!! TODAY IM ON THE NEW CHANNEL 5 SHOW WITH ALL THE REALITY SHOW REJECTS!!!!! AHAHA *hides chocolate bars and waits for everybody to go to bed* YAY!!!!!!!! *eats 3000 mars bars* IM A PRETTY BOY!!!! MOMMY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!!!!! SHAME I ATE HER!!!!!
3 years later....
AHAHA HELLO!!!!!!! TODAY IM ON THE NEW CHANNEL 5 SHOW WITH ALL THE REALITY SHOW REJECTS!!!!! AHAHA *hides chocolate bars and waits for everybody to go to bed* YAY!!!!!!!! *eats 3000 mars bars* IM A PRETTY BOY!!!! MOMMY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!!!!! SHAME I ATE HER!!!!!
by Fred Bloggs the 3rd July 20, 2004
The Winars equivalent of the Bible.
it contains the storys and the legends of Teh Winars, to the the Doctrine and 10 Commandments as applied to Teh Winars
it contains the storys and the legends of Teh Winars, to the the Doctrine and 10 Commandments as applied to Teh Winars
A Winar Tale Of David Dickinson....
AHAHAH HELLO BARGAIN HUNTERS!! THIS WEEK WERE IN SUNNY.....er....SUNNY...........ANTARCTICA!!! AHAHA ITS LOVELY AND WARM HERE TODAY!!!!! SO MR PENGUIN!!!! HOW DO YOU FAIR YOUR CHANCES ON TODAYS SHOW?!?! "....." AHAHA REALLY WOW!!! AND HOW ABO.........*freezes to death*
*dies*
AHAHAH HELLO BARGAIN HUNTERS!! THIS WEEK WERE IN SUNNY.....er....SUNNY...........ANTARCTICA!!! AHAHA ITS LOVELY AND WARM HERE TODAY!!!!! SO MR PENGUIN!!!! HOW DO YOU FAIR YOUR CHANCES ON TODAYS SHOW?!?! "....." AHAHA REALLY WOW!!! AND HOW ABO.........*freezes to death*
*dies*
by Fred Bloggs the 3rd October 30, 2003
Well basically its what you call insane/crazy people, because obviously you have nothing better to do. Allthough personally i dont mind a nice lunatic running arround the home once in a while. Abit of the ol' STABBING, and BURNING!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! I R TEH LOCO!111! *sticks matchstick in own eye* OMG WTF I R TEH BLIND!!! *walks off cliff*
"Hello, i'm loco.........."
nice day today isnt it?.......
*smashes self over the head with tower block*
nice day today isnt it?.......
*smashes self over the head with tower block*
by Fred Bloggs the 3rd November 6, 2003
Losar: AHAHAH LOOK AT ME!!!!! I HAVE RECALIBRATED THE QUANTUM MATRIX!!!
Winar: OMG WTF!111!1! U R TEH LOSAR!11!
Winar: OMG WTF!111!1! U R TEH LOSAR!11!
by Fred Bloggs the 3rd October 22, 2003
The sound that people make, especially hostages in all american films, everytime a gun is pulled or a shot is fired,
Terrorist: AHAHAH SO! IN THE NAME OF COMMUNIST RUSSIA!! I SHALL EXECUTE ONE OF EACH OF THINE! EVERY 5 SECONDS!!
Hostages: AOOOOAWH!!1111!!
Terrorist: AHAHAHHA!! *M16's everybody into the next millenia*
Hostages: AOOOOAWH!!1111!!
Terrorist: AHAHAHHA!! *M16's everybody into the next millenia*
by Fred Bloggs the 3rd December 31, 2004
Retarded pictionary based game on Shockwave that breaks down every 3 hours. Its populated by complete and utter fucktard 12 year olds that cant draw so they write the word on the screen to get points, which they still cant spell correct, then when they lose they claim you have cheated because they took too long to ask you your ASL in a private message (which happens every 5 seconds).
After pointing out what a total inbred the rest of the room is they then try to kick you out the room using the 5 boot system, which fails because they lack hand/eye co-ordination that most people have mastered by the age of 5.
After pointing out what a total inbred the rest of the room is they then try to kick you out the room using the 5 boot system, which fails because they lack hand/eye co-ordination that most people have mastered by the age of 5.
UP NEXT TO DRAW IS "Some retard that cant draw"
YOUR WORD IS............ CAT!
"er............OMG TOO HARD, BRAIN NO WORK OMG WTF LOL!111111!11111!"
*writes cat on the board in big letters, yet still manages to spell it wrong*
.....a minute later
CAPTAIN RETARD HAS GUESSED THE WORD "CAT" YOU BOTH RECEIVE 30 POINTS BECAUSE YOU TOOK TOO FUCKING LONG TO SPELL OUT A 3 LETTER WORD YOU TOTAL INBRED TWAT, BOTH USERS RECEIVE "AIDS"
NEXT UP TO DRAW IS.......
YOUR WORD IS............ CAT!
"er............OMG TOO HARD, BRAIN NO WORK OMG WTF LOL!111111!11111!"
*writes cat on the board in big letters, yet still manages to spell it wrong*
.....a minute later
CAPTAIN RETARD HAS GUESSED THE WORD "CAT" YOU BOTH RECEIVE 30 POINTS BECAUSE YOU TOOK TOO FUCKING LONG TO SPELL OUT A 3 LETTER WORD YOU TOTAL INBRED TWAT, BOTH USERS RECEIVE "AIDS"
NEXT UP TO DRAW IS.......
by Fred Bloggs the 3rd July 4, 2004
1. A car driven by farmyard animals, mainly pigs.
2. Something that most black people spend half their life in the back of.
3. Something the almighty Tree Frog commands
oh right...and apparently is a vehicle used by something called a.....police.....man.......i aint too sure about that though.
2. Something that most black people spend half their life in the back of.
3. Something the almighty Tree Frog commands
oh right...and apparently is a vehicle used by something called a.....police.....man.......i aint too sure about that though.
AHAHAHA HELLO!!!!! MY NAME IS JAMAL!!!! AND ON MY PASSPORT MY PERMINANT ADRESS IS THE BACK SEAT OF POLICE CAR 22093!!! AHAH AI CANT WALK DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT MY DRIVERS OFFICER McKAY AND OFFICER LEROY COMING TO PICK ME UP!!!! AHAHAH I LOVE MY POLI.......*gets killed in drive by*
by Fred Bloggs the 3rd July 21, 2004