FrankC's definitions

Barbie and Ken

Slang used by some married couples who shop for each other's clothes. The man will dress his wife in an outfit from head to toe to his liking and the woman will do the same. The new clothes are usually found at the foot of the bed by about 7:30 that night. First heard (by me) in California.

For our anniversary, let's do a Barbie and Ken!

Sounds kinky!

by FrankC March 11, 2004

TV

1. Unsupervised, it's cocaine for children. Want to make a criminal? Place child (A) in front of TV (B) for 10 years. Nag occassionally. Wait for police.
2.One of many distractions that pulls the attention away from yourself so you don't see how miserable you are in reality. Highly addictive.
3.A transvestite.

It's not TV, it's your dad in a dress!

by FrankC March 14, 2004

Bleedat

1. Term used by listeners of hip-hop and rap,meaning "believe that". Often spoken under the influence of marijauna or a 40. Usually followed by the word 'shit'.

You got weed and no papers? No pipe?
Get me uh uh a potato, some tin foil, and a scuba mask. No no. Wait gimme a Coke can, a thimble and a pocketknife.
Damn,go to the sto and get some White Owls, fool. No papers. You bleedat shit?

by FrankC March 10, 2004

Jahozafrat

Tweeked version of the great comedian W.C. Fields' exclamation, "Jumpin' Jejosephat" . Used in some of his movies. See 'The Dentist' 'The Bank Dick' and the one with Mae West.

Jumpin' Jahozafrat! Those titties are huge!

by FrankC March 11, 2004

divorce

A selfish practice, much like abortion, that should be outlawed. Special circumstances should exsist,for exceptions. Getting in the way of "my sex life" isn't one of them.

There's no such thing as a good divorce.

by FrankC March 13, 2004