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Definitions by FrankC

Jahozafrat 

Tweeked version of the great comedian W.C. Fields' exclamation, "Jumpin' Jejosephat" . Used in some of his movies. See 'The Dentist' 'The Bank Dick' and the one with Mae West.
Jumpin' Jahozafrat! Those titties are huge!
Jahozafrat by FrankC March 11, 2004

Barbie and Ken 

Slang used by some married couples who shop for each other's clothes. The man will dress his wife in an outfit from head to toe to his liking and the woman will do the same. The new clothes are usually found at the foot of the bed by about 7:30 that night. First heard (by me) in California.
For our anniversary, let's do a Barbie and Ken!

Sounds kinky!
Barbie and Ken by FrankC March 11, 2004
1. Term used by listeners of hip-hop and rap,meaning "believe that". Often spoken under the influence of marijauna or a 40. Usually followed by the word 'shit'.
You got weed and no papers? No pipe?
Get me uh uh a potato, some tin foil, and a scuba mask. No no. Wait gimme a Coke can, a thimble and a pocketknife.
Damn,go to the sto and get some White Owls, fool. No papers. You bleedat shit?
Bleedat by FrankC March 10, 2004
1.A gift that without all 3 of the following, leads to anger and frustrated definitions, (See previous entries.)

1.Something to do
2.Someone to love
3.Something to look forward to


I don't mean a Natural Born Killers kind of life, either, wiseass.


2.A cereal that leaves your mouth with an aftertatse of a wet book.

3. A magazine known for its outstanding photography of the world and its events.

4. A bored game that should be replaced with RichDadPoorDad's Cashflow 101.

5. Is what's waiting within everyone to unfold. Above all the anger and resentments and darkness. Now is all that matters. Let go of the bullshit and practice patience. Speak up.Be good.
Life sucks.
Try Fruit Loops. And watch "Family Guy".
life by FrankC March 10, 2004
A self-loving narcisistic cable channel celebrating sex,crime and death.The HBO Original Series are mostly mocking men, unless they're gay, showing them to be complete buffoons and in need of a woman's understanding and discipline.(Sopranos,Curb Your Enthusiasm,Arliss). Of course it's TV, it's not a washing machine. Where you gonna go to watch it? A movie theatre?
Did you see Real Sex on HBO last night?
Yeah. Ugly fat chick with a feather sticking out of her ass. Gimme more of that. MMM. They show real people! Fuck!

HBO has a series with violence or gratuitous sex or homosexuality? Give that show an Emmy!

Sex and the City has a huge gay fan base.
Really? I don't know any huge gay people.
HBO by FrankC March 8, 2004