FrankC's definitions

TV

1. Unsupervised, it's cocaine for children. Want to make a criminal? Place child (A) in front of TV (B) for 10 years. Nag occassionally. Wait for police.
2.One of many distractions that pulls the attention away from yourself so you don't see how miserable you are in reality. Highly addictive.
3.A transvestite.

It's not TV, it's your dad in a dress!

by FrankC March 14, 2004

penis

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

by FrankC March 15, 2004

antiwar protestor

Do you mean War Protester?
Or people who are against war protesters?
Could be Peace (Antiwar) Protester? A Peace Protester? What the fuck is that?
People against war who protest! OK I got it, now. A bleeding heart that would hand this country over to its enemies, if given the chance.

See idiot.

by FrankC March 15, 2004

wife

1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.

by FrankC March 16, 2004

coke

1.What kept Tony Montana standing in the last 10 minutes of "Scarface."

2.Warm, its the best rust remover on the planet. (Put a little Coke in a cup and put a nail or small piece of sandwich meat on top. In the morning, meat is gone, wipe off rust.)

3. More popular than you think. I mean cocaine.

I'd like the blue jeans,right? With my name, written on the back of chick's asses.

by FrankC March 17, 2004