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An odd way of saying Jesus, used by Tom Waits in the song Filipino Box Spring Hog. It has few practical conversational uses, but it is an interesting word.
An excerpt from Filipino Box Spring Hog-
From the album Mule Variations-
Tom Waits-
"Jaheseus Christ I can always
Make room, when they're
Cookin' up a filipino box spring hog"
From the album Mule Variations-
Tom Waits-
"Jaheseus Christ I can always
Make room, when they're
Cookin' up a filipino box spring hog"
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Robin Williams to Conan O'Brien, asked about using Twitter
Robin Williams to Conan O'Brien, asked about using Twitter
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1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.
2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.
They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.
1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.
2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.
They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.
1. Little Johnny knows all of the rappers, wears baggy jeans that show his boxers, he loves MTV, and he thinks he has bitches and homies. He's definitely Future Fucked.
2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.
2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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2. A phenomenon that occurs as a cliche everywhere in real life, as well as Hollywood and books. Strangers only talk about the weather, for the most part, no matter what the situation is.
2. A phenomenon that occurs as a cliche everywhere in real life, as well as Hollywood and books. Strangers only talk about the weather, for the most part, no matter what the situation is.
Excerpt from Strange Weather-
The world is getting flatter,
The sky is falling all around
Oh, and nothing is the matter
For I never cry in town
And a love like ours, my dear,
Is best measured when it's down
And I never buy umbrellas,
'Cause there's always one around.
And all over the world Strangers
Talk only 'bout the weather
The world is getting flatter,
The sky is falling all around
Oh, and nothing is the matter
For I never cry in town
And a love like ours, my dear,
Is best measured when it's down
And I never buy umbrellas,
'Cause there's always one around.
And all over the world Strangers
Talk only 'bout the weather
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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