Frank Klaune's definitions

clown shit

n. Worthless junk. Something which is broken, cheap or substandard can be said to be "clown shit."

Damn, Frank is sure a Chevy guy. To him, all Fords are clown shit.

by Frank Klaune April 16, 2005

jim jam

Code-word euphemism for semen. Combination of "jim" (black slang for "penis") and jam (obvious implication). Often used in polite conversation to add a subtle, humorous sexual reference to a sexual act.

"Frank might be a bit late for dinner. He had to change his pants since he spilled some jim jam on them."

by Frank Klaune March 7, 2004

packing house

Analogy used to describe the awful, horrid, putrid stench area otherwise known as "the zone" which often surrounds the easy chair in which "'Ol Fuse" is sitting. This is particularly true on an evening when he's in rare form after a meal of flatulent fart factory food.

(On any given Saturday evening with a full moon, a poor victim innocently wanders into the living room) "So, what's on TV? Is there anything tha... (and our hapless victim now stumbles into "the zone") "..wha... AUUGGGHHHHHH!!! OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, FUSE, GO TAKE A SHIT! IT SMELLS LIKE A PACKING HOUSE IN HERE!!!"

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005