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Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.
"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"
by flo December 21, 2003
mugGet the Florentinemug.

brand NEW

any1 who hates brand new should go shoot themselves rite now cos life aint worth living unless u love them.
fucken hell brand new are bloody amazing get there album! it fucken kicks assss best cd i hav eva bought ...seriously! GO GET IT n to all u losers out there who dont like them FUCK OFF.
by flo July 29, 2004
mugGet the brand NEWmug.

hamtaro

Kush-Kush
by Flo March 10, 2003
mugGet the hamtaromug.

IBN

very dangerous gang of killers. located in irvington new jersey. can be found often robbing liquor stores.
yo the ibn just blew up a hospital.
by flo October 8, 2003
mugGet the IBNmug.

and then

Annoying keyword constantly repeated by dumb drive-in staff to frustrated customers.
"And then, and then, and then, and then..."
by Flo January 27, 2004
mugGet the and thenmug.

downsyndrome

Genetic condition caused by a triple chromosome also known as chromosome 21. People with this condition are blessed with the gift of eternal innocence. They are usually harmless and friendly and incapable of violence. We like to think they need help but maybe it's really us who do.
"George Bush is a perfectly sain individual, no history of downsyndrom there, he can wage war all he wants"
by Flo January 29, 2004
mugGet the downsyndromemug.

Mastress

The male equivalent of the word "mistress".

In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.
Ryan and I are going to tell Anthony about Tina's mastress because she is a cheating whore.
by Flo February 2, 2005
mugGet the Mastressmug.

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