Flo's definitions

Mastress

The male equivalent of the word "mistress".

In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.

Ryan and I are going to tell Anthony about Tina's mastress because she is a cheating whore.

by Flo February 2, 2005

downsyndrome

Genetic condition caused by a triple chromosome also known as chromosome 21. People with this condition are blessed with the gift of eternal innocence. They are usually harmless and friendly and incapable of violence. We like to think they need help but maybe it's really us who do.

"George Bush is a perfectly sain individual, no history of downsyndrom there, he can wage war all he wants"

by Flo January 29, 2004

daytime

A meeting in the middle of the day in which a group of people join up to have sex, an orgy.

yo, what up with that daytime? whos gonna go?

by Flo August 7, 2004

cheena

a very chinese-influenced person, usually from china

the bus was full of cheenas

by flo April 18, 2004

gurgur

Slang term referring to semen; male ejaculatory fluid. (The term is most often used when a female has a mouthful.)

Her eye was sore because I sprayed it with gurgur.

by Flo April 1, 2004

LOAF

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

by Flo October 10, 2006

petasse

A vulgar looking and usually bad-mouthed woman or teenage girl. Found usually in Malls trying on dresses she can't afford and chasing losers to get knocked-up.

La fille de George Bush est une petasse.

by Flo January 29, 2004