Flo's definitions

Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.

"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"

by flo December 21, 2003

cheena

a very chinese-influenced person, usually from china

the bus was full of cheenas

by flo April 18, 2004

downsyndrome

Genetic condition caused by a triple chromosome also known as chromosome 21. People with this condition are blessed with the gift of eternal innocence. They are usually harmless and friendly and incapable of violence. We like to think they need help but maybe it's really us who do.

"George Bush is a perfectly sain individual, no history of downsyndrom there, he can wage war all he wants"

by Flo January 29, 2004

Mastress

The male equivalent of the word "mistress".

In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.

Ryan and I are going to tell Anthony about Tina's mastress because she is a cheating whore.

by Flo February 2, 2005

and then

Annoying keyword constantly repeated by dumb drive-in staff to frustrated customers.

"And then, and then, and then, and then..."

by Flo January 27, 2004

daytime

A meeting in the middle of the day in which a group of people join up to have sex, an orgy.

yo, what up with that daytime? whos gonna go?

by Flo August 7, 2004

LOAF

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

by Flo October 10, 2006