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Molestation

Two definitions:

1- Rape of sexual assault.

2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.
1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.

2-

Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*

You: "la la la.."

Figure.10: *launches!*

You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"

Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
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Tie Fetish

A tie fetish is a fetish for seeing people, normaly boys, wearing ties. It stems from the often overly casual look many teenage boys have adopted. They don't understand girls like to see them dressed up nice every once and a while. The object in question, accordingly, is not the tie itself, but the fact that the boy is done up nice in the first place. Dress clothes are reeeealy fun to un-dress.
Some girl: "Why do you still go to church? I though you were an atheist."

Figure.10: "I am, but I have a huge tie fetish."
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
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Teen Movies

Movies derected at teenagers. They usualy take place in a white, middle class high school where everyone is skinny and the only girl with C-cups is considered fat.

They try to teach you something about fitting in with your peers, or some other bullshit like that.

Spoiler alert- The geeky kid gets a makeover and wins the jock's heart in the end. The mean girls get done-in in a comical, non-imitatable way, and the unsupportive friend gets stuck with a sterotypical loser.
Mom: "So how was school today, sweet potato?"

Figure.10: "It sucked, we did nothing but watch frickin teen movies."
by Figure.10 June 23, 2009
mugGet the Teen Moviesmug.

Hair Fetish

A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.
~Example of hair fetish~

Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"

Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."

(sees guy with awesome hair)

"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"

Alexan: "..."
by Figure.10 May 26, 2009
mugGet the Hair Fetishmug.

Sacramento

Sacramento is the capital, that's right the capital of California. It is a big city, with an amazing downtown area, a nice suburban area, a notorious ghetto area, and yes, beautiful farmland with livestock such as cows.

Sac-Town was cited by Time Magazine as the most integrated city in the United States. The 2005-2007 census shows the population of The City of Trees to be 53% White, 16.1% Black, and 19.3% Asian. In addition, 24.8% of the population were Latino or Hispanic of any race.

The 91sickness is not part of the bay area, as the weather gets much hotter here, but we do get fucking hyphy.
The American River runs through Sac, creating spots for fishing, swimming, and drunken college partying.

Sacramento's basketball team is the

Sacramento Kings,

who have had a long-standing showdown with the Los Angeles Lakers

Sac is a mayor center of art and music, with museums and great local bands often playing at downtown venues.

Sacramento was ranked 38th in a list of the most populated US cities.
Jim: "So where are you from?"

Figure.10: "Sacramento"

Jim:"Isn't that full of cows and gangsters?"

Figure.10: *laughs* "we're way cooler than that, dude!"
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
mugGet the Sacramentomug.

&balls;

Dude, you need to grow some &balls;!!1!one!
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
mugGet the &balls;mug.

Boner batter

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
mugGet the Boner battermug.

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