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Narsexual

Being sexualy atracted to narwhals.
Last night I saw Jake masturbating to Animal Planet again...I think that boy's a narsexual!
by Figure.10 July 8, 2009
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cream your panties

To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.

It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.
Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"

*fangirl scream*

Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."

*all fail*
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
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Rat Terrier

A breed of dog ranging from standard size (13 to 18 inches at the shoulder) to minuture (13 inches and under)

Small dogs who -unlike Chihuahaus- don't have an annoying, yippy bark and are smarter than a bag of hair. Much smarter, really.

By show standards, a Rattie's tail should be docked (see-Animal Cruelty), but who wants a dog with a stubby tail?

A great, cute, entergetic dog, search Rat Terrier on youtube and see some videos of just how funny they are, if you had any doubts as to their awesomeness.
I love my Rat Terrier, Precious. She's kept me safe from evil mailmen for three years now! XD
by Figure.10 July 13, 2009
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Nor-Cal

Northern California. Where the capital, Sacramento, is.

All of the Cali with none of the douchebags.

We have everything you could ever want, and also me.

You wish you were here right now, you know you do.

The best place ever.
by Figure.10 May 29, 2009
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Tie Fetish

A tie fetish is a fetish for seeing people, normaly boys, wearing ties. It stems from the often overly casual look many teenage boys have adopted. They don't understand girls like to see them dressed up nice every once and a while. The object in question, accordingly, is not the tie itself, but the fact that the boy is done up nice in the first place. Dress clothes are reeeealy fun to un-dress.
Some girl: "Why do you still go to church? I though you were an atheist."

Figure.10: "I am, but I have a huge tie fetish."
by Figure.10 May 18, 2009
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Teen Movies

Movies derected at teenagers. They usualy take place in a white, middle class high school where everyone is skinny and the only girl with C-cups is considered fat.

They try to teach you something about fitting in with your peers, or some other bullshit like that.

Spoiler alert- The geeky kid gets a makeover and wins the jock's heart in the end. The mean girls get done-in in a comical, non-imitatable way, and the unsupportive friend gets stuck with a sterotypical loser.
Mom: "So how was school today, sweet potato?"

Figure.10: "It sucked, we did nothing but watch frickin teen movies."
by Figure.10 June 23, 2009
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So-so Cal

Southern California.

It has some cool stuff, but lots of nasty people and teenagers with a out of wack sense of entitlement.

Could be worse.
fucktard: "Dude! I just got an STD from some slut in Santa Cruz!"

Figure.10: "damn"

fucktard: "But I did get some nice shoes"

Figure.10: "..." *coughs* "well, that's why they call it So-so Cal."
by Figure.10 July 10, 2009
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