Figure.10's definitions

Teen Movies

Movies derected at teenagers. They usualy take place in a white, middle class high school where everyone is skinny and the only girl with C-cups is considered fat.

They try to teach you something about fitting in with your peers, or some other bullshit like that.

Spoiler alert- The geeky kid gets a makeover and wins the jock's heart in the end. The mean girls get done-in in a comical, non-imitatable way, and the unsupportive friend gets stuck with a sterotypical loser.

Mom: "So how was school today, sweet potato?"

Figure.10: "It sucked, we did nothing but watch frickin teen movies."

by Figure.10 June 23, 2009

Boner batter

Male ejaculate. duh.

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

cream your panties

To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.

It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.

Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"

*fangirl scream*

Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."

*all fail*

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

&balls;

HTML code for balls.

Dude, you need to grow some &balls;!!1!one!

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Milo

Nestle Milo is a chocolate malt drink popular in Australia.

I bought some at a specialty market and it's yummy!

Figure.10: "Whatcha' doin'?"

K3kyle: "Drinkin' Milo"

Figure.10: "Me too!" *slurps*

by Figure.10 June 26, 2009

Free Lunch

Used to refer to a *-free or catch free offer, the expression "there is no free lunch" sums it up.

fucktard: "This flyer says I can win a free Ipod!"

Figure.10: "There's no free lunch, butthole."

by Figure.10 June 26, 2009

Molestation

Two definitions:

1- Rape of sexual assault.

2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.

1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.

2-

Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*

You: "la la la.."

Figure.10: *launches!*

You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"

Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009