Figure.10's definitions

&balls;

HTML code for balls.

Dude, you need to grow some &balls;!!1!one!

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Boner batter

Male ejaculate. duh.

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Molestation

Two definitions:

1- Rape of sexual assault.

2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.

1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.

2-

Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*

You: "la la la.."

Figure.10: *launches!*

You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"

Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

Hair Fetish

A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.

~Example of hair fetish~

Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"

Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."

(sees guy with awesome hair)

"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"

Alexan: "..."

by Figure.10 May 26, 2009

Black Books

Black Books is a hilarious telivision show from the U.K that amazingly only ran for three seasons. It stars Dylan Moran as Bernard Black, a cynical alcoholic who loves his books and hates his customers. His friend Fran (Tamsin Greg), and his "assistant" Manny (Lord of the Rings), help in making his life as difficult as he thinks it is. It realy is worth a watch, and I recomend renting it from a place like Netflix, so you can watch it over again with your friends.
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".

Sample dialogue from Black Books

Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"

Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."

by Figure.10 May 17, 2009

Slang Term For Marajuana

What every single word on urbandictionary is, according to the pot heads that think there just arn't enough refrences to weed in urbandictionary.

You know, every word you just said is defined here as a slang term for Marajuana.

by Figure.10 July 12, 2009

Milo

Nestle Milo is a chocolate malt drink popular in Australia.

I bought some at a specialty market and it's yummy!

Figure.10: "Whatcha' doin'?"

K3kyle: "Drinkin' Milo"

Figure.10: "Me too!" *slurps*

by Figure.10 June 26, 2009