Femalesheep's definitions

Finished

Finito or done. Like, the best you have EVER had. Really? It was that good? Like over before it even started. Need say no more. One and done? Any takers?

He Finished her.

by Femalesheep June 14, 2014

back to back

Hmmm. It is a single girl term....that I recently just learned. You may want to learn it too. Maybe a word that is popular on Tinder or Grinder. Meaning sex or whatever term you both decide, two days in a row. More than a one night stand. It must be that good or better. It must be great. Or more.

Will you and me, "back to back," just maybe? Please.

by Femalesheep June 14, 2014

S N A P

Yeah, this is the kinda S N A P you do not want. Trust me. Every girl and or guy has felt this at least once or twice or a million times through out their dating life. Most likely like on TINDER or GRINDER you have experience this. Like, just wait at Starbucks and sit there looking pretty. Are they gonna be hot? or hotter or hottest? or NOT. Get back in your car now sister or brother. LOL. So, S N A P. There are spaces because the guy or girl you were once falling for just snapped their fingers. Now there is a space between you and him or her that can be filled with someone ELSE? Like, WHAT? Hold up. Wait a minute. You did not just do that. Like, I am fucking IRREPLACEABLE.....ask Beyonce. We are BFF's. Every LADY out there or WOAHMAN is friends with Beyonce, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, and Taylor Swift. We all have things in common. ROAR. We will not be snapped at. EVER. SNAP. No spaces between this one. You want us and you can't have us. EVER. UNLESS we say so. There. I said it.

You S N A P at me. I will SNAP right back. TRUST.

by Femalesheep June 18, 2014

come over

As in now. Don't wait. Hurry up and wait? No. Cum over and over and over. However many times that you can. Forever and ever, amen. Shit. Damn. Fuck me. Now. Do I need to explain these two beautiful words any further? I don't think it is possible to elaborate anymore. Well, you can always try! Submit another definition.

Where and when and how and what do you want me to come over? Here? There? Any and everywhere. As long as it is with you. Then, maybe we could start dating. I need you to prove yourself worthy of significant other in my life.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

Slong

Like, something you have always dreamed of and never knew it. Period. Words can't describe.

That is his slong? Holy shit. Can we document this? Like sext me a pic now. I must show my girls in order to have bragging rights. They won't believe me without a picture. Smile.

by Femalesheep June 14, 2014

i was gonna

Like, I almost stayed with you forever. Then, you fucked it all up.

D O N E.

Honey, he is a "i was gonna." Say goodbye like yesterday.

by Femalesheep June 17, 2014

MILFF

Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!

That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014