settling in

Like maybe, just maybe you found "the one" him or her. You actually WANT to do this. It feels right. It's more than okay. Like never leave. I fucking want this forever. Make sense?
Settling in is a very good thing. Are YOU ready for it? He or she wants all of you. Today, not tomorrow. Present tense. Not past. Live for today. "Settling in." Purposeful living all the way. There is no other way. Well, you do want and deserve to be happy, right? We all do. Love deeply and freely without condition. Do it today. I challenge you.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
mugGet the settling inmug.

just bounce

Like get the FUCK away from me. I thought, no, I knew I wanted you at one point, but now I have completely changed my mind. Get away and never come back. GO and GO NOW! I don't want to feel like this anymore. Like I feel like I'm going half or completely crazy.
Ugh. Girl, tell him to "just bounce."
by Femalesheep June 17, 2014
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that it girl

Like, do you WANT her? Do you NEED her? Both. Yes. I said it both. Both a want and a need. Oh shit. Go away. You don't want it. You can't handle her. Just ask both of them. LOL! They both will tell you it was fucking amazing. Better than they both imagined.
Better than you could have imagined? Like we are dreaming. Like it's better than the movies. "I already knew she is"....that it girl. Oh fuck. Thanks Ed Sheeran. "We are wrapped in life and love." I couldn't say it better, bro.
by Femalesheep June 17, 2014
mugGet the that it girlmug.

regular

Is this a good word? I'm thinking it might be in regards to sex and our so called "needs." Want or need. Both. Any thoughts? Are you smiling yet? Regular sex makes people happy. Right? I'm not saying being a regular person in general terms is good. Anomalous is way better. If your are an anomaly, chances are you are also a regular person too.
She or he is regular in the bedroom department. I'm jealous.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
mugGet the regularmug.

toilet text

Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!
A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
mugGet the toilet textmug.

drink you in

To fully experience every part of someone. To taste their inner being. To be filled up with their presence.
I want to know your every way. I love everything about you. I long to drink you in. There is no other way to describe what I want to do with you.
by Femalesheep April 20, 2015
mugGet the drink you inmug.

MILFF

Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!
That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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