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connect

or not? like science says speed dating works. the first six to eight minutes with a person could determine your destiny. is there a connection? sexual? friendship? spiritual? if you take the chance and connect with someone you and this person could fucking take on the world. Aka, Tinder or Grinder. You might want to try to "connect" with somebody. That somebody could turn into your forever.
Do you dare connect?
by Femalesheep June 17, 2014
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No More

Really? Are you sure. What people should say to their paramour when the relationship is unhealthy. You know the kind. When you can't stop breaking up. John Legend's "Ordinary People" song before he wrote the song that just might save a life. "All of Me" is not "no more." But, sometimes when it feels like the movies or "too good to be true" people say "no more." Like Ahhhhhh. Please don't say it if it feels like the movies. Ask me or Katy Perry. Feeling like a fairytale or movie is a very good thing.
No more. Oh no, did I just say that? I didn't mean to; really. I take it back. You are amazing. You can have ALL OF ME instead.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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After SEX

Two words. Not one. Like, two is better than one when it comes to these words. Not however in the bedroom. Why share? I mean, who gets the "after sex" first? Me or her? You only need one. It's all you can handle. Katy Perry could tell you either way. Smile.
After Sex. Now what? I mean, nothing in this world is better than this feeling. Well maybe just maybe one word is better than two. SEX.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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dickyful

This is another word for a beautiful or handsome dick. Something so gorgeous you even want documentation. Like, so nice you want to take out your cell phone for a picture in case you forget what it looks like. This kind dick brings a shy girl out of her shell..yes it looks that amazing.
Much to her pleasant surprise he was dickyful down there. She is going to make damn sure this is not a "Sam Smith" one night stand type of thing. She needs and wants to see him again.
by Femalesheep August 7, 2014
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Slong

Like, something you have always dreamed of and never knew it. Period. Words can't describe.
That is his slong? Holy shit. Can we document this? Like sext me a pic now. I must show my girls in order to have bragging rights. They won't believe me without a picture. Smile.
by Femalesheep June 14, 2014
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MILFF

Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!
That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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i was gonna

Like, I almost stayed with you forever. Then, you fucked it all up.

D O N E.
Honey, he is a "i was gonna." Say goodbye like yesterday.
by Femalesheep June 17, 2014
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