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Is he a seven? Are you getting lucky tonight? He is not a six or an eight. He must be AND she must be. Perfection in a jar. Bottled and saved for later.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Get the Lucky mug.As in now. Don't wait. Hurry up and wait? No. Cum over and over and over. However many times that you can. Forever and ever, amen. Shit. Damn. Fuck me. Now. Do I need to explain these two beautiful words any further? I don't think it is possible to elaborate anymore. Well, you can always try! Submit another definition.
Where and when and how and what do you want me to come over? Here? There? Any and everywhere. As long as it is with you. Then, maybe we could start dating. I need you to prove yourself worthy of significant other in my life.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Get the come over mug.That is his slong? Holy shit. Can we document this? Like sext me a pic now. I must show my girls in order to have bragging rights. They won't believe me without a picture. Smile.
by Femalesheep June 14, 2014
Get the Slong mug.Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!
That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Get the MILFF mug.This is another word for a beautiful or handsome dick. Something so gorgeous you even want documentation. Like, so nice you want to take out your cell phone for a picture in case you forget what it looks like. This kind dick brings a shy girl out of her shell..yes it looks that amazing.
Much to her pleasant surprise he was dickyful down there. She is going to make damn sure this is not a "Sam Smith" one night stand type of thing. She needs and wants to see him again.
by Femalesheep August 7, 2014
Get the dickyful mug.or not? like science says speed dating works. the first six to eight minutes with a person could determine your destiny. is there a connection? sexual? friendship? spiritual? if you take the chance and connect with someone you and this person could fucking take on the world. Aka, Tinder or Grinder. You might want to try to "connect" with somebody. That somebody could turn into your forever.
by Femalesheep June 17, 2014
Get the connect mug.Really? Are you sure. What people should say to their paramour when the relationship is unhealthy. You know the kind. When you can't stop breaking up. John Legend's "Ordinary People" song before he wrote the song that just might save a life. "All of Me" is not "no more." But, sometimes when it feels like the movies or "too good to be true" people say "no more." Like Ahhhhhh. Please don't say it if it feels like the movies. Ask me or Katy Perry. Feeling like a fairytale or movie is a very good thing.
No more. Oh no, did I just say that? I didn't mean to; really. I take it back. You are amazing. You can have ALL OF ME instead.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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