Femalesheep's definitions

Slong

Like, something you have always dreamed of and never knew it. Period. Words can't describe.

That is his slong? Holy shit. Can we document this? Like sext me a pic now. I must show my girls in order to have bragging rights. They won't believe me without a picture. Smile.

by Femalesheep June 14, 2014

come over

As in now. Don't wait. Hurry up and wait? No. Cum over and over and over. However many times that you can. Forever and ever, amen. Shit. Damn. Fuck me. Now. Do I need to explain these two beautiful words any further? I don't think it is possible to elaborate anymore. Well, you can always try! Submit another definition.

Where and when and how and what do you want me to come over? Here? There? Any and everywhere. As long as it is with you. Then, maybe we could start dating. I need you to prove yourself worthy of significant other in my life.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

Lucky

As in the number seven. Serendipity shit.

Is he a seven? Are you getting lucky tonight? He is not a six or an eight. He must be AND she must be. Perfection in a jar. Bottled and saved for later.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

GOP

Good on Paper. The kind of guy every girl should go for. Established, family oriented, loving, teddy bear cute, etc.

Girl, why don't you go for the GOP? He'd treat you right!

by Femalesheep January 20, 2016

MILFF

Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!

That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

i was gonna

Like, I almost stayed with you forever. Then, you fucked it all up.

D O N E.

Honey, he is a "i was gonna." Say goodbye like yesterday.

by Femalesheep June 17, 2014

back to back

Hmmm. It is a single girl term....that I recently just learned. You may want to learn it too. Maybe a word that is popular on Tinder or Grinder. Meaning sex or whatever term you both decide, two days in a row. More than a one night stand. It must be that good or better. It must be great. Or more.

Will you and me, "back to back," just maybe? Please.

by Femalesheep June 14, 2014