Femalesheep's definitions

S N A P

Yeah, this is the kinda S N A P you do not want. Trust me. Every girl and or guy has felt this at least once or twice or a million times through out their dating life. Most likely like on TINDER or GRINDER you have experience this. Like, just wait at Starbucks and sit there looking pretty. Are they gonna be hot? or hotter or hottest? or NOT. Get back in your car now sister or brother. LOL. So, S N A P. There are spaces because the guy or girl you were once falling for just snapped their fingers. Now there is a space between you and him or her that can be filled with someone ELSE? Like, WHAT? Hold up. Wait a minute. You did not just do that. Like, I am fucking IRREPLACEABLE.....ask Beyonce. We are BFF's. Every LADY out there or WOAHMAN is friends with Beyonce, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, and Taylor Swift. We all have things in common. ROAR. We will not be snapped at. EVER. SNAP. No spaces between this one. You want us and you can't have us. EVER. UNLESS we say so. There. I said it.

You S N A P at me. I will SNAP right back. TRUST.

by Femalesheep June 18, 2014

settling in

Like maybe, just maybe you found "the one" him or her. You actually WANT to do this. It feels right. It's more than okay. Like never leave. I fucking want this forever. Make sense?

Settling in is a very good thing. Are YOU ready for it? He or she wants all of you. Today, not tomorrow. Present tense. Not past. Live for today. "Settling in." Purposeful living all the way. There is no other way. Well, you do want and deserve to be happy, right? We all do. Love deeply and freely without condition. Do it today. I challenge you.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

Girfy

Another word for girthy. Short, fat and wide. A beautiful cock.

Damn, trust me girl, you want to experience a girfy man.

by Femalesheep June 13, 2014

GOP

Good on Paper. The kind of guy every girl should go for. Established, family oriented, loving, teddy bear cute, etc.

Girl, why don't you go for the GOP? He'd treat you right!

by Femalesheep January 20, 2016

Lucky

As in the number seven. Serendipity shit.

Is he a seven? Are you getting lucky tonight? He is not a six or an eight. He must be AND she must be. Perfection in a jar. Bottled and saved for later.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

Finished

Finito or done. Like, the best you have EVER had. Really? It was that good? Like over before it even started. Need say no more. One and done? Any takers?

He Finished her.

by Femalesheep June 14, 2014

Slong

Like, something you have always dreamed of and never knew it. Period. Words can't describe.

That is his slong? Holy shit. Can we document this? Like sext me a pic now. I must show my girls in order to have bragging rights. They won't believe me without a picture. Smile.

by Femalesheep June 14, 2014