Fatass's definitions

counterstrike

The most played first person shooter that now has been upgraded with the source engin.

counterstrike is better than all other fag games that tommy plays, screw you hackers except drake.

by fatass June 19, 2005

ESD

Something that will never happen

The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD

by fatass June 5, 2004

partition

A space of the hard drive allocated for the operating system.

Dude i just partitioned my drive as an NTFS, WOOT!

by fatass June 5, 2004

j/k

a short hand version for "just kidding" used by those who can't type well. It is often verbally spoken by people who think that it's cool to sound like a moron.

Well, I did yr mom last night. J/k, lol. Ow, all this high-level thinking's makin' my brain hurt. Gtg, see ya l8r.

by Fatass February 12, 2003

mature

1.Content that is to be kept away from anyone under 18 at all costs.
2.In porn, pictures of nasty old ladies naked.

1.Rated M for mature because someone says "shit" and a person gets punched in front of a stripper bar in the background.
2.Tight young INTELLIGENT virgin pussies at matureladies.com. . .sucker!

by Fatass February 12, 2003

Natural-Selection

A term for Darwin's theory, which is a nice way of saying, "that fucktard was too stupid to live anyway. At least he's out of the gene-pool now."

www.darwinawards.com

by Fatass February 12, 2003

bastardization

1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.

1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)

by Fatass February 12, 2003