14 definitions by Falkan

merprovising

The art of signaling to others in the room to remain silent so that you can lie to Meridethe about where they are. Involves quite a bit of creativity.

Justin: Oh, hi Meridethe. No, Mike is out shopping.
Andy: Shhh... he's merprovising.

by Falkan March 6, 2003

sup

A contraction of the phrase "what's up?"

Jack: Hey, sup?
Jill: Not much

by Falkan March 4, 2003

carslut

Someone who talks about cars all the time.
especially: One who tells non carsluts details about cars that they have no interest in whatsoever.

AL: Listen, the interior of the Konda JX7845t-1.894RED011Berg has heat sensitive controls that recognize who the driver is just by the temperature of their ass.
ME: AL, you're such a carslut.

by Falkan March 6, 2003

bitchous

(1) Adjective used to describe someone who displays the attributes of a bitch.

(2)Annoying

I can't believe that bitchous hooker. She didn't even offer to lick my balls!

by Falkan March 6, 2003

jizz slurpee

The nastiest thing I've ever heard of

Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!

by Falkan March 4, 2003

jizz slurpee

Falkan's(-see gay) favorite treat on any occasion, or no occasion at all.

My names Falkan and i love slurpeez made of man chowder cuz im such a gay definition superimposer, bastard guy.

by Falkan March 4, 2003

Whammy

The large chunk of skin between the neck and the anus.

This ninja appeared out of nowhere and slashed him right in his whammy!

by Falkan March 6, 2003