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Definitions by Faceless Alison

You call that music?
Said when some bitch decides to blast their loser noise they call music, as a way of telling them to fuck off.
yctm by Faceless Alison September 18, 2016

hangover sunglasses 

sunglasses you wear when you're really hungover
Sally got so wasted last night. She showed up to school today wearing hangover sunglasses.

flatsturbate 

I try not to flatsturbate cuz it ruins the pleasure
flatsturbate by Faceless Alison September 12, 2016
Candy: Can you believe that bitch?
Allie: OMG what an L
L by Faceless Alison August 21, 2016

halloween 

1. for kids, its a day to dress up in scary costumes and go trick-or-treating
2. for teens, its a day to dress up in slutty costumes and throw huge parties
In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
halloween by Faceless Alison August 9, 2016
Sara: omg peggy is such a UAB
Jennifer: ikr even her name is ugly
UAB by Faceless Alison July 28, 2016

godmotherfuckingdamnit

like goddamnit but up a level
used to express extreme frustration with someone/something
godmotherfuckingdamnit i hate this phone