real soon now

A vague measurement of time, typically applied to delivery of a software project. It is used sarcastically, to indicate that the product has missed one or several promised delivery dates, and rather than embarrassing themselves by announcing and missing another deadline, the developer is simply saying it will be ready "real soon now." When someone says a product is due out "real soon now" chances are they really don't expect it any time soon. Also abbreviated as RSN.
First they told us that the product would be done end of first quarter, then they changed it to late second quarter, and since we're well into the fourth quarter, we can expect to see it real soon now.
by Evac156 February 22, 2005
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ventilate

Transitive verb: To shoot someone, with the implication that the holes made in the body would allow wind to pass through. May also be applicable to stabbing. Attributed to Kirk Douglas's character Cactus Jack in the 1979 film, "The Villain."

It is likely that no one has ever used this term seriously. It is usually heard as a humorous mock-threat between friends.
Cactus Jack: Take another step and I'll ventilate you!
by Evac156 February 10, 2005
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full boat

In poker, slang synonym for the hand officially called a full house: three cards of one rank, plus two cards of another rank. Three aces and two sevens is denoted as "aces full of sevens." Since many people in a poker game are uninvolved at any particular time, it gives poker players far too much time to make up new slang phrases about the game.
I had a 10 and a 7 in my hand, and the flop showed 7-7-10, so I had made my full boat.
by Evac156 February 25, 2005
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crater

Verb. To fall as if from a great height, hit the ground with a significant impact, and end up below ground level. Used figuratively to describe a severe downturn in popularity, reputation, value, etc.
The president's approval rating really cratered after the latest scandal.

My stock portfolio cratered during the tech sector implosion a few years back.
by Evac156 February 22, 2005
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stripper fur

Female pubic hair groomed so that there is just a single vertical line down the center. So named because it has been popularized by strippers and nude dancers. Synonymous with a landing strip.
She didn't want to go for a full wax job, so she's trying stripper fur instead.
by Evac156 February 23, 2005
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c2c

Cam-to-cam. Online interaction where both parties are visible to each other via webcam. Sometimes used for simple conversations, but most often for exhibitionistic/voyeuristic remote sex. Usually seen in terms of a proposition in a chat room.
My webcam is on, any horny ladies want to join me for c2c?
by Evac156 February 18, 2005
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brain candy

An experience that is enjoyable because it stimulates the mind pleasantly, but doesn't actually make it work. Usually in reference to light and fluffy books, movies, TV shows, and other entertainment. Akin to eye candy.
No one ever called Star Trek great drama, but it makes pretty good brain candy.
by Evac156 February 09, 2005
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