Definitions by Ensign Pulver
pissing match
An argument or contest of wills, often mean-spirited and over trivial or insignificant matters. From the alcohol-induced sport of urinating for distance.
A: "What's with the boss?"
B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."
A: "So why is he still irritated?"
B: "He lost."
B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."
A: "So why is he still irritated?"
B: "He lost."
pissing match by Ensign Pulver September 1, 2008