54 definitions by England phi beta gamma

put some glass in the hole

roll up the car window

Damn it's cold outside, put some glass in the hole.

by England phi beta gamma December 1, 2007

tuck and roll job

An elective surgery where a man gets turned into a female. To chop down the tree and split the stump.

Renee Richards was a man until the tuck and roll job.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

brak

Russian slang for shoddy, badly made merchandise. Slipshod craftsmanship, rubbish, trash, garbage.

Don't buy those shoes, they're Chinese brak.

by England phi beta gamma November 14, 2007

hill rat

A term for Washington congressional staffers on Capitol Hill. As often as not they are arrogant, and can be abrasive and abusive -- particularly when constituents show up with complaints about how they get screwed by stupid laws passed by their bosses.

A hill rat is usually a parasite.

by England phi beta gamma March 31, 2008

buggery

1. anal intercourse
2. necrophilia (sex with corpses)
3. bestiality (sex with animals)
4. coprophagy (eating excrement)

The perp got 5 years for committing buggery and posting on the internet.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

fuck up move up

An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.

The minister responsible for the African "Ground Nut Scheme" boondoggle during the 1950s was given a promotion and a title. His new position required no real work, it was a classic case of fuck up move up.

by England phi beta gamma June 23, 2007

roger the dog

A polite way of saying "fuck the dog." It describes laziness, indolence, and sloth.

Don't hire that bloke, he'll only hang around and roger the dog for his paycheck.

by England phi beta gamma November 15, 2007