Emily's definitions

cart wrangler

A grocery store employee whose job is to corral shopping carts from the parking lot into a designated cart area. Their jobs are rather harsh, especially in areas with extreme climates.

Mike is a cart wrangler over at Publix. Sucks for him.

by Emily June 20, 2006

kitty-no-no

1. Yet another reference to the vagina.

It's pretty sad when the best sex you're getting isn't even sex at all, and you completely forgot what an orgasm even felt like until Mr. Showerhead managed to find his way to your kitty-no-no.

by Emily March 14, 2005

Whatev

1. Short for whatever.
2. Expression of disgust.

You know what? Whatev. What a douchebag- seer.

by Emily February 27, 2004

Roofis

roofis means pimp, honestly roofis is so cool it blows everyone away

I saw roofis, i druled..

by emily January 19, 2005

Jarod Reece

Jarod is a man who finds burnt poptarts amusing and relates his life to detroit rock city. He is also a kick-ass bass player and a best friend to many.

1. Wow you really jarod reeced that bass!
2. Emily says, i luv u jarod!

by Emily November 2, 2004

sizzle fest

when one smokes crack

sizzle fest tomarrow at 6!

by Emily May 13, 2005

Cainaan

A piece of poop.

Don't go cainaan on me.

by Emily November 30, 2003