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christina aguilera

Picture a stripper with a good voice.

Tried to out-sing Aretha Franklin on VH1's Diva's Live. Got her ass kicked.

At the 2002 Grammys, Patti Labelle sung her off the stage, as well as all the other "Lady Marmalade" girls (Pink, Mya, et al).

Has a reputation for being extremely rude and attempting to pick fights with other performers, notably Britney Spears (who used to be her friend), Pink (accused of stealing Aguilera's fashion choices), and Kelly Osbourne (whom she verbally abused at the 2003 MTV Europe Awards).

In late 2003, Christina Aguilera approached Britney Spears in a club and attempted to kiss her, then scolded her for not "being real". Spears responded, "Well, Christina, what's your definition of being real? Approaching girls you haven't seen in three years and attempted to kiss them?"

by Emily January 18, 2004

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cart wrangler

A grocery store employee whose job is to corral shopping carts from the parking lot into a designated cart area. Their jobs are rather harsh, especially in areas with extreme climates.

Mike is a cart wrangler over at Publix. Sucks for him.

by Emily June 20, 2006

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villagence

1. Watchfullness in respect of a community, neighborhood, village. As in, "it takes a village...." 2. The act of being villagent.

Your villagence will keep this neighborhood safe.

by Emily October 21, 2003

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jaya

the sexy sexy bitch of a spazcake who i love very much.... even if she didnt take me to rome... or hug me... I STILL LOVE HER.

uh... i love jaya?

by Emily January 7, 2004

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Jarod Reece

Jarod is a man who finds burnt poptarts amusing and relates his life to detroit rock city. He is also a kick-ass bass player and a best friend to many.

1. Wow you really jarod reeced that bass!
2. Emily says, i luv u jarod!

by Emily November 2, 2004

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