2 definitions by Emeraldqueen

Lana is an exquisite woman. She is glamorous, classy and elegant yet she’s also a whole hood bitch u don’t want to cross. All Lanas are beautiful without trying. She is also hilarious and the life of every party. Everyone wants to be with Lana but she has impeccably high standards so u better treat her like the queen she is or you will be dropped. She is the girl every guy wants. Every girl hates her because she has everything; looks, humour and brilliant intelligence. Every time she walks into a room everybody stares at her. She has such a presence so even if she doesn’t say a word you know she’s in the room but that’s unlikely because she’s always the centre of attention. Men, woman and children are drawn to her. She looks like an angel yet she is the definition of Satan. She makes you think sinful thoughts. Everyone loves her, some love her so much that they hate her. Her face is crafted my the gods and her body is flawless, she’s thicc af too. She is a goddess so watch out before u get caught in her trance. I’m so lucky to know Lana!!!
Girl: I hate that bitch Lana

Boy: You’re only saying that because u want to be her u jealous ass bitch
by Emeraldqueen February 10, 2019
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John: Jaysus the hole on her
Bob: She’s an absolute brazzer
by Emeraldqueen December 16, 2019
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