Elitist's definitions

Egypt

Where Happy Gilmore's mom moved, because there wasn't a hockey rink for 1,500 miles.

Shortly afterwards, Happy's dad got killed by a stray puck and Happy had to live with his grandma.

by Elitist December 28, 2003

TBS

Turn Based Strategy. Refers to a game where each player takes a turn, such as Civilization.

My Siphai crushed the puny Europeans in Civilization 3.

by Elitist December 28, 2003

Homer

The best character on the television show The Simposons. Note that anyone that has like the past 3 seasons of The Simpsons is an idiot.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

by Elitist December 30, 2003

Saddam Hussein

A man who's regime was justly toppled and he has been captured. Might have to pay a small fine for his 3 insignificant charges:

1. War Crimes
2. Crimes against Humanity
3. Genocide

The USA receives less then half of it's oil from the Middle East, and most that we do get is NOT from Iraq. Most of our oil is North American, from Mexico and Canada. We also get alot from Venezuela.

Because of how little oil we get from Iraq a war would not be cost effective.

This war was our business, it's called human rights you stupid fucking hippies.

Even if Saddam got WMD's from us he still didn't give them to the UN when they asked.

Saddam Hussein supported terrorism, just not Al Quadae.

by Elitist December 31, 2003

Civ

^Don't know what the hell he's smoking, but I've only heard Civ used as short for Civilization, one of the greatest games of all time.

In Civ 3: Conquests you can be a Fascist nation, what could be better?

by Elitist January 1, 2004

Choking the chicken

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.

Is that old man choking his chicken?

by Elitist January 1, 2004

tsar

The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.

Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!

by Elitist January 1, 2004