Elitist's definitions

tax

Too all those that say that Bush is a greedy bastard for cutting taxes for the rich consider this. That hated 2% of the population in the USA pays over 60% of the taxes. So stfu and get a life you tree hugging morons.

So I have to pay money to pay for an illegal immigrants welfare, thats taxes for you.

by Elitist December 28, 2003

AA

Anti-Air

A term used in some online videogames for any anti-aircraft emplacement. This means a flak emplacement, SAM battery, or anti-air machine gun.

We can't hit with the bombers until you take out that AA!

by Elitist January 18, 2004

bus driver

Excellent name to use when you are 1337 at an online game. Especially if you're into online games for the sense of power, not like me when I just want to have fun.

They call me the bus driver, because I'm here to take you to school!

by Elitist January 19, 2004

ur

Capitol of the Sumeria

Gilgamesh owns you n00b!

by Elitist February 3, 2004

Harry Potter

Sorry, but any book series with as little relation to the plot from the last book as Harry Potter has is not very good. Whereas LOTR, Timothy Zahns Grand Admiral Thrawn trilogy, and Dune all read like one 1000+ page book.

Harry Potter, I'm not dissing it but it's not really my thing.

by Elitist January 2, 2004

santa

None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.

Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!

by Elitist January 4, 2004

wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.

In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.

by Elitist January 18, 2004