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A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:
1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities
Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities
Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
by Elitist December 18, 2003
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by Elitist February 2, 2004
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Get the sailor mug.An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.
I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.
by Elitist April 7, 2004
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by Elitist January 19, 2004
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None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.
by Elitist January 4, 2004
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