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bus driver

Excellent name to use when you are 1337 at an online game. Especially if you're into online games for the sense of power, not like me when I just want to have fun.
They call me the bus driver, because I'm here to take you to school!
by Elitist January 19, 2004
mugGet the bus drivermug.

sailor

What hookers often call a potential customer.
by Elitist January 27, 2004
mugGet the sailormug.

nuclear war

A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.
by Elitist December 18, 2003
mugGet the nuclear warmug.

atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.
I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.
by Elitist April 7, 2004
mugGet the atkins dietmug.

Choking the chicken

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.
Is that old man choking his chicken?
by Elitist January 1, 2004
mugGet the Choking the chickenmug.

racist fucks

One who must insult racists because he is unsure whether he hates all but his race as well as the person he's insulting.

Denial is acceptance innit.
Oh wait, or is this kind of definition only allowed for homophobe?
by Elitist February 27, 2004
mugGet the racist fucksmug.

message board

A great way to express your opinions, but unlike a chatroom, there are usaully less n00bz, people act more intelligently, and the screen doesn't get flooded with replies like so many chatrooms do. Often called forums.
Urbandictionary.com is a message board, just a VERY slow one.
by Elitist January 2, 2004
mugGet the message boardmug.

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