Elitist's definitions

atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.

I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.

by Elitist April 7, 2004

Hippie

The uneducated yet patriotic citizens during the Vietnam War were ALOT more understanding of the rights the government was taking away from them. This was because of the ignorant hippies throwing eggs and such at our soldiers getting off planes. The government could just blame the hippies and everyone would believe it.

Stupid fucking hippies, no concept of human nature and the true reasons of war.

by Elitist January 4, 2004

Civ

^Don't know what the hell he's smoking, but I've only heard Civ used as short for Civilization, one of the greatest games of all time.

In Civ 3: Conquests you can be a Fascist nation, what could be better?

by Elitist January 1, 2004

tsar

The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.

Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!

by Elitist January 1, 2004

nerd

The richest man in the world is also the biggest nerd. He could have ANY chick he wants, and could have you assasinated in a minute if he wanted to.

20 years down the line, will it truly matter if you were "popular"?

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line if you were studying computer science/physics/economics 4 hours a day? Yes.

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line whether you were popular or not? No.

by Elitist October 15, 2006

antiwar protester

Someone that doesn't believe that war is wrong. They think that Iraq going to war with Iran, Kuwait, and launching SCUDs at Isreal is A-okay, but toppling the regime that is doing it is wrong.

I believe that First Amendment was meant for me to protest everything the Repulicans say, so I'm an antiwar protester.

by Elitist February 9, 2004

Hollywood Squares

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.

From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*

by Elitist January 2, 2004