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Homer

The best character on the television show The Simposons. Note that anyone that has like the past 3 seasons of The Simpsons is an idiot.
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
by Elitist December 30, 2003
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war protester

One who believes that the purpose of a Republic is to question every word the government says. Also, they tend to believe that we killed millions of Iraqis even though we killed less then 100,000. They say this is wrong even though that number x10 would have been killed within the next 7 years by Saddam if he would have been left in power.
Wow, that highly intelligent war protestor decided to block traffic during rush hour instead of writing a letter or getting a petition together to send to his/her congressman!
by Elitist February 2, 2004
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spain

One of the "neutral" countries in WW2 that greatly liked the Axis powers. Why wouldn't they, the Nazis and Italians helped the Nationalist side(who ended up winning) during their Spanish Civil War.
Spain got pwnzed by Portugal!
by Elitist February 29, 2004
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Day Of Defeat

All you ignorant DoD zealots now are officially cocksuckers. Call Of Duty just came out and it is WAY better and isn't built on an engine programmed by a team of plankton.
Day Of Defeat is now officially DEAD!
by Elitist January 19, 2004
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quagmire

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Elitist April 7, 2004
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Jurrassic Park

Any literate individual can tell you that the book is way better then the movie.
by Elitist January 19, 2004
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antiwar protester

Someone that doesn't believe that war is wrong. They think that Iraq going to war with Iran, Kuwait, and launching SCUDs at Isreal is A-okay, but toppling the regime that is doing it is wrong.
I believe that First Amendment was meant for me to protest everything the Repulicans say, so I'm an antiwar protester.
by Elitist February 9, 2004
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