Elitist's definitions

quagmire

The coolest guy in the world

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Elitist April 7, 2004

Hollywood Squares

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.

From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*

by Elitist January 2, 2004

antiwar protester

Someone that doesn't believe that war is wrong. They think that Iraq going to war with Iran, Kuwait, and launching SCUDs at Isreal is A-okay, but toppling the regime that is doing it is wrong.

I believe that First Amendment was meant for me to protest everything the Repulicans say, so I'm an antiwar protester.

by Elitist February 9, 2004

Day Of Defeat

All you ignorant DoD zealots now are officially cocksuckers. Call Of Duty just came out and it is WAY better and isn't built on an engine programmed by a team of plankton.

Day Of Defeat is now officially DEAD!

by Elitist January 19, 2004

wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.

In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.

by Elitist January 18, 2004

Jurrassic Park

Average movie, excellent book.

Any literate individual can tell you that the book is way better then the movie.

by Elitist January 19, 2004

democracy

A form of government which America has never been in. In a democracy we would vote and popular vote would decide our president.

In our form of governemnt, a republic, we elect representatives which then get to vote with "our interests at heart".,

America is not a democracy you dumb fucks, it's a Republic.

by Elitist January 18, 2004