El_Scorcho's definitions

pumpkin ugly no kid

another way to say that someone is P.U.N.K.; you are able to point out a punk now as loud as you want, simply because few know that Pumpkin Ugly No Kid = Punk

Hey, look at that young rebel over there with a mohawk! He's so pumpkin ugly no kid!

by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

beatniks' rights under neptune's oar

another way to say that someone is a B.R.U.N.O.; one who acts like a bruno man who loves muscles and power; usually drives some kind of Ford pick up truck and/or loves the NRA; also see gonzo

Geez, J-Hawk. When did you start acting so Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar?

by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

navel entries remove doubts

another way to say that someone is a N.E.R.D.; a mixture of capsule kei's and my ideas; one who thinks he/she's all 1337.

Man, that guy is so arrogant. But not in the Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar (B.R.U.N.O.) kind of way, but the naval entries remove doubts kind of way. In other words, he thinks he's 1337.

by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

jolly old candy king

another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life

Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?

by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

precog

one who predicts the future; term derived from the movie "Minority Report"; can be used as an adjective and/or noun

Man, I'm precog! I knew you were really just an alien from the planet Jimeroo that liked to act like a bruno for the sake of fitting in. You're good. But I'm better. I'm precog.

by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

generic party cup

that generic-looking, often red, plastic party cup you see at generic parties.

I heard that Buzz only drinks out of generic party cups. I like generic party cups because they're often red. Why do you like generic party cups?

by El_Scorcho September 27, 2004

willy wonka

another phrase for "really want to" or "really wanna"

I willy wonka go to the next My Way My Love / Plastic Constellations show.

by El_Scorcho January 30, 2005