Taken from the film "Shanghai Knights". Best used when talking about a good song/show. Can also be said after hearing a funny topic.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life
Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?
by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

This movie was written and produced by the decent Dee Snider of Twisted Sister fame. This movie really sucks, but each time you see it on, you want to see it. Captain Howdy and Charleston Hendricks are the lame names he came up with. But what can I say, it's a funny movie.
Hey, have you seen Dee Snider's Strangeland on Showtime? It really is an enjoyable flick, although out right dumb at the same time. I'm out like a hurricane, so latas.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

I'll be back.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

once-freshman, now-sophomore who is the leader of the mobster gang at school; although he was small and once average weight, he still had the most power in that circle of people; some people are concerned, however, because lately he has gotten taller and lost some weight, thus making him look rather manorexic; also known as Ali Harbey Oswald
Ah, look! It's Italian Mobster Guy! Geez, he's so manorexic these days. I'm concerned because he's lost so much weight over the summer. You should be too.
by El_Scorcho September 18, 2004

the adjective form of the noun "pharisee", meaning "hypocrite". So, basically it means hypocritical. Although, this way it kind of sounds like "pharmaceutical", which is like a pharmacist. Now that's pretty funny.
Man, don't be such a pharisytical pharisee, i mean come on man. If I wanted to see or react with more Pharisees and hypocrites, I would read the Bible.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."
{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}
Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.
Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.
by El_Scorcho November 06, 2004
