El Negro's definitions

Storm Job

used in place of the term, "rimming".
because some people believe Geo Storms to be gay, so they associate this word in place of a rim job.

check out COSR to learn more.

man...there are some freaky women out there, this one girl was into lickin ass. Rimjobs are gross.
person B: dont call them rimjobs, call them stormjobs, because they're gay.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

schlongmont

deragatory term commonly used in place of Longmont, CO.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.

A:there is nothing to do in longmont.
B: Yeah, schlongmont is pretty gay.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

absolut

a word used in agreement. If one offers a suggestion, and you reply with "absolut" means you agree.

short version of absolutely for the slow ones out there. lol.

Homeboy: yo son, that track is sick as fuck.
Me: Absolut. I'm feelin that yo.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

below the belt pelt

term used for pubic hair, usually on guys.

whatsup with shaving? My below the belt pelt is fine.

by El Negro September 11, 2004