Definitions by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick

Shaquille O'Neal 

A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.

Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?

You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.

Shaquille O'Neal by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009

Nogtard

The absolute spacker of a man that loves Hill Ginger biscuits and Sargents apple pies. This fat Nig-Nog is also known as the Patrick Road Chimp and only moves it's huge tongue when trying to impress people by stating the obvious. Many believe the reason for him having such a long tongue is because he has licked all the vanilla from the bottom of every bucket ever consumed by him. Living with the Spack Dancer, this retard tries to operate the fish tank with the television remote.

Nogtard: Done some shoppin' then?

Dad: <struggling with 10 asda bags> yeah.

Nogtard by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009

Goose Fits

Retarded spacker attacks that happen to certain epileptic geese when playing guitar solos. These fits include spinning on the floor, running in circles and excessive use of the powerslide. They happen mostly to Goosetard while playing the genius 10 12 solo.

Why is that strange goose running in circles?

Thats not a goose, it's Goosetard. Half goose, half retard, he's having one of those Goose Fits. Don't you think that solo looks hard?

Goose Fits by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009

10 12 

The most ridiculous solo in the guitar world. It was invented by Goosetard. It is just two frets, 10 and 12 on one string, 1st. The half Goose, half Retard can't do the solo without having a Goose Fit.

Wow!! That solo looks really difficult!!!

Yeah! 10 12! You know, it has 2 WHOLE FRETS!!!

Woooaahhh.

10 12 by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009

Vanilla 

Nogtard's most eaten Ice Cream. He buys it because it's shit, therefore cheap, so you get more for your money.

Dad: Eatin' ice cream then?

Nogtard: Yeah, it's vanilla. It tastes horrible but you get more.

Vanilla by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009

Goosetard

A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!

Why is that boy spinning on the floor?

Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.

Goosetard by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Spaxl 

Also known as Axl. The retarded singer in the same band as Goosetard. He has an awful and high singing voice and likes to have goose fits with Goosetard while making people's ears bleed.

Spaxl: Come on Adam lets do some powerslides.

Goosetard: Ok, I'll do my awesome 10 12 solo

Spaxl by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009