A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!
Why is that boy spinning on the floor?
Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.
Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.
Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.
Flobbers: Whoooaaa!
Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.
Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.
Flobbers: Whoooaaa!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
Formerly known as Millicent Road. Location of the Maltby Lorry and its building and new location of Pork Scotch's Cone and Nogtard's Bog. Home of the Heroes.
Monk: Shall we head to Maltby Road later to see the cone and bog later?
Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.
Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009
A grand item only obtainable by having an uncle Fred. SNUF stands for Special Needs Uncle Fred. It contains very nice foods such as bicuits, crisps, cake, and chocolate. Me and my dad recieve one every week from the legend known as SNUF. My gran (Fred´s sister) tells him he cant go spending all that money every week on me and my dad. Fred (also known as Willo) holds up a 20 pound note and says; its only two of these.
ME AND DAD(to my gran): A up Swytheerbridge, whats in the SNUF bags?
GRAN(Swyteerbridge): There´s some crisps, biscuits, cake, and chocolate.
GRAN(Swyteerbridge): There´s some crisps, biscuits, cake, and chocolate.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009
A manly, wrinkly woman that is the 'girlfriend of Pork Scotch. She has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as Pork Scotch himself. She has a spac grandson and wears old bagish clothes that shit stained schumachers would wear. By going out with her, this proves Pork Scotch's Homosexuality.
Ugghhh! Look, it's Pork Scotch's 'girlfriend'. I hate her! UGLY Bitch!!! Eating garlic bread at the green plastic table with Porky doing his famous drunken dance.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009
disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick September 14, 2008
A cheap, shit brand of biscuits. They are vile and sweeter than sugar. These are loved by SNUF and so he buys Me and Mickus 20 packs each in every SNUF Bag every week. We hate em so we bog the bastards down the Asda toilets and shit on em. This will be the fate of every Hill Biscuit.
MONKUS: What's in this weeks SNUF Bags?
SWYTHEERBRIDGE: A bag of crisps and 20 packets of Hill Biscuits.
MONKUS: OK I'll eat the crisps now and we'll take the Hill's to Asda to bog em.
SWYTHEERBRIDGE: A bag of crisps and 20 packets of Hill Biscuits.
MONKUS: OK I'll eat the crisps now and we'll take the Hill's to Asda to bog em.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 13, 2009