Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick's definitions

Maltby Misfits

Maltby employees that aren't heroes. They lost the title "hero" by taking Nogtard's Bog and Pork Scotch's Cone out of the Maltby Lorry. They should be fired. You have to be a hero to work for Maltby.

Mick: LOOK!!! THE BOG'S GONE!!!!!

Monk: OH NO!!! It was obviously Maltby Misfits.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Thurza

A silly old woman with rabbit teeth that wears boring clothes and always shouts at her husband for getting more birthday cards then her. When we go and visit grandad Payter, Thurza doesn't sit at the table for dinner and it's just me, dad and grandad Payter that sit there even though there's four seats. We think he has told her that she's not family so she doesn't sit at the table when we're there. When they come to pick me and dad up she's always in the car when it's only a five minute journey. She wont say a word to you until, "Dinners on the table." She keeps getting told off by Payter for spilling food all over the table cloth while dishing our dinner out. The time she will most likely yell "PAYTER!!!" is when he talks about blacks and refers to them as "Wogs."

Mrs Rabbit: I'll come along for the ride Payter.

Payter: You don't have to bother Thurza.

Mrs Rabbit: I said! I'll come along! A for the ride PAYTER!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 28, 2009

Cardaholic

A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009

Goose Fits

Retarded spacker attacks that happen to certain epileptic geese when playing guitar solos. These fits include spinning on the floor, running in circles and excessive use of the powerslide. They happen mostly to Goosetard while playing the genius 10 12 solo.

Why is that strange goose running in circles?

Thats not a goose, it's Goosetard. Half goose, half retard, he's having one of those Goose Fits. Don't you think that solo looks hard?

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009

Fried Chickon

Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?

Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?

Pork Scotch: Yeah.

Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?

Pork Scotch: No.

Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 6, 2009

Curry Hat

an item only worn by a paki it carries a spare supply of curry and adds another 3 inches to their ugly twatty heads and woe betide any of the wankers if they block my view again. A curry hat is also known as a turban.

I cant see the wrestling because theres some paki twats with curry hats in front of us. Arseholes! If that bastard doesnt take it off I´ll rip it off the wanker! Lets hope Triple H comes out and beats the shit OFF of em, no wait, their skins that colour!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 29, 2009

Scotchy Mother

A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.

Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?

Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009