Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick's definitions

Maltby Misfits

Maltby employees that aren't heroes. They lost the title "hero" by taking Nogtard's Bog and Pork Scotch's Cone out of the Maltby Lorry. They should be fired. You have to be a hero to work for Maltby.

Mick: LOOK!!! THE BOG'S GONE!!!!!

Monk: OH NO!!! It was obviously Maltby Misfits.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Goose Fits

Retarded spacker attacks that happen to certain epileptic geese when playing guitar solos. These fits include spinning on the floor, running in circles and excessive use of the powerslide. They happen mostly to Goosetard while playing the genius 10 12 solo.

Why is that strange goose running in circles?

Thats not a goose, it's Goosetard. Half goose, half retard, he's having one of those Goose Fits. Don't you think that solo looks hard?

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009

Cardaholic

A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009

Spaxl

Also known as Axl. The retarded singer in the same band as Goosetard. He has an awful and high singing voice and likes to have goose fits with Goosetard while making people's ears bleed.

Spaxl: Come on Adam lets do some powerslides.

Goosetard: Ok, I'll do my awesome 10 12 solo

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Pork Scotch Keys

A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.

Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.

Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 18, 2009

Maltby Road

Formerly known as Millicent Road. Location of the Maltby Lorry and its building and new location of Pork Scotch's Cone and Nogtard's Bog. Home of the Heroes.

Monk: Shall we head to Maltby Road later to see the cone and bog later?

Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Freed

What a rude Nignog woman used to say at a party when she had ran out of bacardi and coke. She would say this so the birthday guy Fred would fill her up. All she brought was 1 can of coke and made us all supply all the bacardi.

NIGNOG WOMAN: Me ran out of bacardi and coke mon. FREED!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009