Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick's definitions

Nuts

A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."

Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.

HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!

Willo: Here's your nuts.

Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only

me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp

food Mon!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 7, 2009

Curry Hat

an item only worn by a paki it carries a spare supply of curry and adds another 3 inches to their ugly twatty heads and woe betide any of the wankers if they block my view again. A curry hat is also known as a turban.

I cant see the wrestling because theres some paki twats with curry hats in front of us. Arseholes! If that bastard doesnt take it off I´ll rip it off the wanker! Lets hope Triple H comes out and beats the shit OFF of em, no wait, their skins that colour!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 29, 2009

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.

Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

Spaxl

Also known as Axl. The retarded singer in the same band as Goosetard. He has an awful and high singing voice and likes to have goose fits with Goosetard while making people's ears bleed.

Spaxl: Come on Adam lets do some powerslides.

Goosetard: Ok, I'll do my awesome 10 12 solo

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Freed

What a rude Nignog woman used to say at a party when she had ran out of bacardi and coke. She would say this so the birthday guy Fred would fill her up. All she brought was 1 can of coke and made us all supply all the bacardi.

NIGNOG WOMAN: Me ran out of bacardi and coke mon. FREED!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009

Pork Scotch Keys

A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.

Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.

Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 18, 2009

Maltby Road

Formerly known as Millicent Road. Location of the Maltby Lorry and its building and new location of Pork Scotch's Cone and Nogtard's Bog. Home of the Heroes.

Monk: Shall we head to Maltby Road later to see the cone and bog later?

Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009