Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick's definitions

Maltby Lorry

A place two streets down where Pork Scotch's cones are hidden from him. This lorry never seems to move and neither does the stolen cone.

PORK SCOTCH: Where's my cone? I bet a bloody nigger's stolen it. Wait. What's that on the back of the Maltby Lorry? It's my cone! Who put it there?

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009

Pork Scotch 2

Abreviated to PS2. A second man that has a Pork Scotch but is in complete contrast to the original Pork Scotch. He is actually a really nice bloke that you can relate to and be friends with. Pork Scotch is a boring, fat old security guard that believes he is supreme enough place a cone where he parks his shitty old van with an odd number of windows. PS2 also has a white van with normal van windows that is much cleaner than Pork Scoth's. He will join Pork Scotch at his several barbeques and has a son we call PSP. Pork Scotch 2's real name is Jim. The 2 Pork Scotch's rooms are right next to each other in the same flats building. They each wear different hats, Pork Scotch has a gay buffalo hat and Pork Scotch 2 has a cap.

Me: A up Jim. What are you gonna do today?

Pork Scotch 2: I'm gonna go with Ant and my Mum to town and watch TV with them, mate.

Me: Ok, what about you Harry?

Pork Scotch: I'm gonna go to the pub to watch Arsenal lose and then eat some garlic bread with Goofy Granny.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 28, 2009

Shaquille O'Neal

A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.

Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?

You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009

10 12

The most ridiculous solo in the guitar world. It was invented by Goosetard. It is just two frets, 10 and 12 on one string, 1st. The half Goose, half Retard can't do the solo without having a Goose Fit.

Wow!! That solo looks really difficult!!!

Yeah! 10 12! You know, it has 2 WHOLE FRETS!!!

Woooaahhh.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009

Nuts

A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."

Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.

HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!

Willo: Here's your nuts.

Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only

me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp

food Mon!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 7, 2009

Neil Cakes

Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.

Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.

Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.

Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.

Flobbers: Whoooaaa!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

Pork Scotch Dance

A gay dance that only Pork Scotch will do when drunk at his garlic bread barbeque. It involves bending over and sharply moving his arms back and forward with a delay between each one.

MONKUS: What the hell is Pork Scotch doing?

MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques.

MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009