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full shit hands

Hands covered with shit, or shit water.
He had full shit hands after he had to fish his wallet out of the pot.
by Ed Bodine October 3, 2008
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chair king

A forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.

*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.
"I pulled a chair king in there. You'll want to use the restroom upstairs."
by Ed Bodine March 25, 2008
mugGet the chair kingmug.

Curry Fury

This is a violent and sudden shit evacuation caused by the overeating of a food drenched in curry and heavy spices from India. A person is usually very lucky if they've made it to the shitter in time.
That poor cab driver is going to have to burn that cab after the curry fury I left in the back seat!
by Ed Bodine March 24, 2006
mugGet the Curry Furymug.

shit glacier

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump in an upstairs bathroom, so bad that the stench fills the upstairs & then comes rolling down the stairs, the slow-moving flow of stench downhill is called a "shit glacier".
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.
"Man, I had to climb through a shit glacier to get to the upstairs restroom!"
by Ed Bodine February 21, 2006
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hellabyte

A hella big amount of computer data.
Poindexter: Hey how large is the new mod file for the cheat pack for World of Warcraft XXXVII?
Milhouse: It's a hellabyte, yo!
Poindexter: Quit talking like that.
by Ed Bodine June 16, 2009
mugGet the hellabytemug.

Poop Soup Deluxe

A healty mix of 3 crucial ingredients (Shit, Piss and Puke) in the upper tank after you've removed the chain.
Sometimes, the puke won't come until later when the first person discovers the piss & shit.
Just shitting wasn't enough for that fucker's upper deck. I had enough of everything for a poop soup deluxe.
by Ed Bodine September 23, 2005
mugGet the Poop Soup Deluxemug.

Fart Guzzler

This is a guy that pisses you off so bad you'd rather see him guzzle gallons of fart juice then ever have to talk to him again!
I wish that stupid Fart Guzzling cop would shut the hell up!
by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004
mugGet the Fart Guzzlermug.

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