Ed's definitions

Platitude

A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.

Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."

by Ed May 6, 2005

black out

when the power goes out.

New york experienced a massive black otu.

by Ed September 1, 2003

Pummled

Slang. Drunk or intoxicated.

Let's get pummled tonight.

by Ed March 26, 2005

talk to the hand

something you say when you don't want to talk to someone

bob - "you're a fag"
bill - (talk to the hand"

by Ed September 1, 2003

strong bad

1) Most crapfully awesome dude from homestarrunner.com 2) Dude with e-mail 3)Going to check mah e-mail

by Ed June 9, 2003

alene

a person, usually a girl, who is way too classix to bone

dave: you well want to bone her don't you
ed: no shes an alene

by ed July 7, 2004

Nu Metal

A commercialised form of Black Metal

by Ed August 28, 2003