Ed's definitions

l.a. math test

A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.

Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?

by Ed April 2, 2005

fratastic

Being very Frat boy like; possesing the desirable frat boy qualities.

"Dude, I'm so fratatic, I haven't cut my hair in a year and only own Polo shirts!"

by Ed May 16, 2003

Hiffy

a toke on a reefer

have a hiffy on a jiffy

by Ed May 4, 2003

Dictator

what i would like to be when i grow up. i would like to be dictator of japan

all hail Ed, the best dicator in the world

by Ed June 6, 2005

pedosexual

A non-existent word invented by pedophile activists as part of their ongoing effort to legitimize and legalize the sexual exploitation of children.

See pedophile.

Bob is a pedophile but he calls himself a "pedosexual" in order to portray his deviant sexual desires as a mere sexual orientation. The rest of us know Bob is really just mentally ill.

by Ed January 21, 2005

pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.

Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.

by Ed January 20, 2005

RTFMFM

Interestingly, in other circles it has also been defined as "read the fucking manual for me", as a response to the more common four-letter acronym RTFM. Used by people who want to flaunt their laziness and ignorance at the same time.

<maltiizah> where in the config file do i set virtual hosting at
<gr00k> rtfm
<maltiizah> rtfmfm

by ed April 24, 2004