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An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.
Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
Get the Mud Packer mug.Reference to virgin pussy. Never been fucked and still sporting a cherry. The gold star of all poon.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Get the Fresh Gash mug.There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Meet n’ Skeet mug.Rachel came over and served me a warm box dinner.
The milf next door serves me up a box dinner as soon as her husband goes out of town.
The milf next door serves me up a box dinner as soon as her husband goes out of town.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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Get the Ween Her Off mug.When a dude is no longer able to power nut and bust a thick rope and just dribbles jizz during an orgasm.
I remember when I was a teenager I could sling a jizz rope halfway across the room. Now I just dribblegasm when I cum.
by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2018
Get the Dribblegasm mug.When a male's mustache and/or beard becomes sloppy wet with vaginal or booty juice during the performance of oral sex. So wet a gak towel or doddle tag is required for wiping off of the facial area.
Carl loves fat girls because they get super moist during oral sex and he loves getting wet whiskers.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
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