Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Tugster

A male that masturbates chronically. Usually doesn’t work. Had a porn addiction. Lives at home with parents and just tugs himself off all day.

He is such a tugster.

My uncle is a tugster. He was never the same after his stint in prison.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Dirty Dutchman

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.

Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

Cockspur

1. A thorny plant.

2. Knotted up male pubic hairs. The cockspur is a distant cousin to the dingleberry.

Your cockspur is beautiful. I can’t get mine to grow. I overwatered it.

I have so many cockspur I’m going to have to shave my pubes and regrow.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Star Gazing

Star Gazing is a fetish activity associated with a male or female that enjoys anal admiration whereby the visual sight of another's anus aka starfish is highly sexually arousing. Star Gazing may be performed in any manner but is typically performed when a male or female is laying on their back and another naked male or female, squats over the person's face giving them an organic spread o of the ass cheeks and exposing their tangy leather donut. This act may be performed by more than one squatter. If so, that is referred to as Star Gazing the Galaxy. Star Gazing may be a precursor to other form's of anal play and anal sex.

Roger met his new neighbor at the pool. He couldn't help but admire her polished and buff ass. He struck up a conversation about fetishes and ended up inviting her over for a little Star Gazing after she admitted to her own propensity for serving up a little brown round.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Tangy Ring Juice

The delicious amalgam that forms around the anus during extended periods of analingus. Also known as Booty Juice. Considered a delicacy to the anal connoisseur.

Stan was a Mud Packer and enjoyed nothing more than eating out a nice Brown Round and savoring that Tangy Ring Juice.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Bone In Filet

A nice, tight little ass on a male or female (depending upon your preference) that is primed and aching for attention, arched up in the air and ready for exploriation and penetration. Alternatively, for non-beef fans, Bone In Ham is a Slang Substitute

Roger: How as your day yesterday?
Carl: Long day at the office but a sweet surprise when I got home.
Roger: How so?
Carl: Walked in the door and Tonya was in the middle of the room sporting a Bone In Filet.
Roger: And?
Carl: I split dat ass! She thought I was Torting her. But as always, I gave her a Butler's Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014

Mercy Milk

When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.

A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.

My first date with Rachel ended with a mercy milk. I was blue balling real bad.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018