Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Anal Plug

A derogatory reference to a person that's a real douche. A real cock. An overall prick who can only be equated to that of a sexual device shoved into one's rectum.

A sexual aid used to gap the rectum or to stimulate the rectal area or if deep enough, the male prostate.

My boss is a real anal plug.

Have you met the new guy in sales? A real anal plug.

Carla got her bung nice and gapped using her anal plug.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Golden Gums

An old woman that loves to suck dick and gives incredible head. Golden Gums may gave false teeth, but not always.

Cone on over braaaahhh. Will have a little fun with my neighbor. She is a golden gums.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Trout Head

When you can’t shit out the brown trout and just the tip of the turd comes peeking out the asshole. Usually gets cinched off with a pinch or may recess back into the bowel.

I tried to shit but just ended up pinching off a trout head.

I had a trout head going for about ten minutes. It finally pulled back inside. So much for shitting today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Clappin’ It

Hitting it so good and so hard from behind all ya hear is the smack, smack, smack and the clap, clap, clap till ya bust one out.

He had the rhythm going last night and was all up in there clappin’ it.

My neighbors were banging on the wall cause they could hear me clappin’ it.

He ass cheeks were all red from me clappin’ it.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Granbobber

An elderly person that loves to suck cock.

The nursing home is full of granbobbers.

I got the best toothless head from a granbobber.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Therapeutic Joey Jab

The Therapeutic Joey Jab is the same as a traditional Joey Jabbed or The Flaccid Joey whereby you are poked by a male's penis about your body. However, the Therapeutic Joey Jab act is specific penis poking to the head or forehead by a male massage therapist. The act occurs when a male massage therapist rubs his penis and genital area around on the top or forehead of a massage recipient while they are face down in a massage chair. Generally, one receives the Therapeutic Joey Jab when the therapist is working from the front of the chair and reaching down the recipient's back.

After providing in office chair massages to staff during Staff Appreciation Week, the Human Resources Department received numerous comments from personnel that the hired male massage therapist had been giving both male and female massage recipients, a Therapeutic Joey Jab. HR could only respond by indicating that would explain the all day smile on the Therapist's face.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015