Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Fitfuck

A male fucking douchebag the wears a Fitbit as a fashion statement with the belief that women are impressed.

The mall is full of fitfucks today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2016

Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.

I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Bent Chow

Eating ass. Get ya face all up in dat ass. Lappin dat booty juice like a dog eatin peanut butter.

Get them panties off. Time for some bent chow.

She was nekky on all fours so had some bent chow.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Suck the Skin Off

Used to describe some of the best mind-blowing head one can get.

Braaaaahhh your mom is a rock star cock sucker. Last night I thought was was gonna suck the skin off.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

French Flea Market

A group of five or more, disease ridden, toothless prostitutes working the same street corner.

Well since we didn’t score at the bar tonight guess we need to head over to the south side and find tonight French Flea Market. I’ll pay $5 for a hot gummy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018

Wet Sweater

An extremely wet, sexually aroused vagina that is extremely wooly, overly hairy and untrimmed. Generally has hair running form the mons through the taint and up the ass crack. May also be known as sasquatch crotch.

Roger picked up a girl at closing time at the local bar. He took her home for sex but when she got naked and exposed her Wet Sweater, he just couldn't do it and pretend to pass out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Crust-Holer

Anal sex with dirty partners.

John is a total crust-holer. He will Plug anyone willing to put their ass up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017