Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

Panty Bangs

When her pube patch is so big, so thick and bushy that the hairs hang out over the top of the panties like some straight-across bangs.

I knew she was hirsute when she lifted up her shirt and all I could see were matted panty bangs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Deep Breakfast

When you wake up with morning wood and roll over and pump your load one more time in the twat of the chick you picked up the night before. Giving her one more deep deposit before kicking her out. The hallmark of a Deep Breakfast is that renders her with an intermittent leaking gash through the rest of the day.

Rod picked up a chick at his friend's house party. She was DTF so he took her home at jizz banged her freak ass all night. He woke her in the morning with a deep breakfast then tossed her out so he could go to class.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015

Slobbin’ Goblin

Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.

Rachel is a slobbin’ goblin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Rubterial

“Material” used to enhance the enjoyment of rubbing one out. May be old fashioned porn mags, online porn, pics/images or just a good old filthy, vivid imagination aka spank bank.

I racked up an online porn Bill this month. I need to cut back on the costly rubterial and just scroll though instagram.

I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018

Mercy Milk

When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.

A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.

My first date with Rachel ended with a mercy milk. I was blue balling real bad.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Auntie Hand

When you spend the night at your cousin’s and wake up in the night to your and aunt giving you a vigorous hand job.

I busted curd last night. Your mum gave me auntie hand.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018