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Even though Grandpa could no longer blow his load, he could still get an erection and Grandma still enjoyed sucking on his stiffy and throat gargling his Soft Eggs with her dentures out.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
Get the Soft Eggs mug.Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Get the Plucking the old Banjo mug.Who sucked ya dick better, Rachel or Candy? Rachel braaaaahhh she goes full neck.
She went full neck on me last night and swallowed the load.
She went full neck on me last night and swallowed the load.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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I just left Rachel's house. She's still basking and savoring last night as she's drilled to perfection.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
Get the Drilled to Perfection mug.She pulled her panties to the side and showed me her butcher’s cut.
I went down and ate her butcher’s cut.
She had a hairless butcher’s cut. That was some prime eating last night.
I went down and ate her butcher’s cut.
She had a hairless butcher’s cut. That was some prime eating last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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Get the Sloppy Wendy mug.I’m so repulsed. That burly, hairy ginger plumber they sent out bent over and his plumer’s crack was spouting Elmo Knots.
I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.
I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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