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When you wake up with morning wood and roll over and pump your load one more time in the twat of the chick you picked up the night before. Giving her one more deep deposit before kicking her out. The hallmark of a Deep Breakfast is that renders her with an intermittent leaking gash through the rest of the day.
Rod picked up a chick at his friend's house party. She was DTF so he took her home at jizz banged her freak ass all night. He woke her in the morning with a deep breakfast then tossed her out so he could go to class.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015
Get the Deep Breakfast mug.Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.
Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.
I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018
Get the Hot Crocking mug.Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Get the Slobbin’ Goblin mug.When her pube patch is so big, so thick and bushy that the hairs hang out over the top of the panties like some straight-across bangs.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Panty Bangs mug.The afternoon coffee shits. Typically experienced at work after the lunch hour. Typically, the stool is accompanied by an aromatic java fragrance that only Juan Valdez could be proud of.
All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
Get the Afternoon Coffee Pot mug.Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.
Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.
Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Farmer’s Breakfast mug.The Toledo Tablecloth is primarily used to score revenge or payback and is similar to a Texas Doily. The Toledo Tablecloth is best deployed over an end table or other small decorative table. Once deployed, a rapid exit from the location where it has been laid should be made so as to leave the tablecloth behind for furture discovery.
To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.
To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.
Unfortunately, Roger got off from work early and decided to drop by his girlfriend Mary Ann's house and surprise her. To Roger's dismay, he crept in only to find Mary Ann having sex with her neighbor Carl. Roger walked in just as Carl was diggning in the garden. Rather than becoming enraged, Roger did not disrupt their doggie style play and left the room. He copped a squat in the living room and laid a fresh, wet shart in his grunders. He then created The Toledo Tablecloth on Mary Ann's brand new Rooms To Go end table. He quickly left the house so he could clean up his sticky crack corn at a nearby 7-11.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014
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