Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Beef n’ Chedder

A dude with a big penis and lots of money.

She likes the Beef n’ Chedder types braaaaaaahhhh. No need to try with your bank account and small appendage.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Pork Bait

A slutty female that's an easy piece of ass. Requires little effort to achieve a panty drop.

Have you met the new sales rep? Her numbers should sky rocket. She's pork bait.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Trim the Lawn

To groom, trim and tidy up the hair in one’s pubic or anal region.

Rachel needs to trim the lawn. It’s looking a bit bushy down there.

I’ll trim the lawn tonight before we go out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Tangy Tailgating Sauce

Tagy Tailgating Sauce is enhancing addition to the pungent fun associated with traditional tangy tailgating as defined on Urban Dictionary. One who is performing a tangy tailgate enjoys the experience even more when tangy tailgating sauce is created from the mixture of saliva and the remnants of a Grease Ring. The result is a tangy, savory mixture that only the bold can truly enjoy.

Charles: Hi Frank. How's your girlfriend?
Frank: Broke up Bro!
Charles: Sorry Bro.
Frank: No big deal. I went out and got me some strange last night.
Charles: How was it?
Frank: Chick was hot but hadn't showered in about three days.

Charles: Did you do a little Tangy Tailgating Braaaaaahhhhhh?
Frank: More then that Brooooo! I had me a little Tangy Tailgating Sauce!

Charles: Sounds like a ripe pipe there brother!

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014

Knuckle One

To masturbate. Jack off. Rub one out.

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017

Dick Wilt

The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.

Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.

May also be caused by whiskey dick.

I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.

That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Dirty Ass

An untidy, dirty and smelly neither region known as the ass and bunghole or crotch.

After a long day of working on the construction site, Roger came home and showered and washed his Dirty Ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015