Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Wet Waddle

Busting a heavy nut in your girl's pussy or ass and causing her to waddle like a duck so she don't leak as she walks for a gak towel or cum rag.

I busted all up in Rachel's pussy. She was doing the wet waddle all the way to the bathroom to get a towel.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Deviled Clam

A gang banged whore's vagina that is filled with and oozing the cum of all the male bang participants. Alternstive nomenclature to the cream pie.

Rhonda loves group sex. While she loves a good facial bukkake, she really enjoys a good gang bang and leaving her with a Deviled Clam by the end of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Gizzard Slaps

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.

Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Busting a Greaser

To drop a turd that requires signifciant, initial force due to a portion of the turd activing as a plug or cork similar to a Squirt Cork. After initial release due to partial Constipation the remainder of the Bowel Movement is followed by a quick, rapid release of semi-moist feces.

Harold rushed to the rest room only to discover he was slighly constipated but after a few minutes of pushing and straining, he finally ended up Busting a Greaser.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014

The Mornin’ Dew

Wet pussy in the morning. Woke, wet and ready.

Rachel did the morning grind on my leg and I could feel the mornin’ dew. So I hit it good. She was late to work.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Full Pantry

When a male or female at their sexual prime have multiple mates, partners and FWBs lined up ready and waiting for sex and DTF at a moments notice. Akin to the term Full Stable.

I don't know how Brenda can walk. She's always DTF and has a full pantry.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

Monk's Wool Threads

Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.

Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014