Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Gutter Snot

Similar to a cream pie. A hot, thick load of male semen dripping from a well fucked vagina aka gutter

I left Rachel on the living room floor dripping with gutter snot.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.

Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.

She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Squirt Cork After Burst

See squirt cork. The Squirt Cork After Burst occurs several hours after the initial release of the compacted turd. The after burst is the unanticipated, unexpected follow up liquid bowel blast that continues the assplosion after the initial release from the earlier squirt cork.

Leroy finally worked out the squirt cork that had been blocking him up and holding liquid feces in his bowels for days. After exploding diarrhea on the toilet for an hour, he thought he was finished. Four hours later, his brow started sweating and gut started wrenching. He immediately ran to the rest room and exploded a wet, soupy mess in the toilet with a Squirt Cork After Burst.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2009

Plug and Tug

A male act of self-pleasure whereby a girthy object, I.e., a butt plug or dildo, is inserted into the rectum followed by a hardcore wank to orgasm. Known to stimulate the purple plum.

Every day after class, Roger would hurry back to his dorm for a quick plug and tug before his roomies got home.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015

Gag Bone

A very large, girthy penis. Well above average. Generally, those classified as having a “horse cock”. Known to induce the gag reflex of the person or persons performing oral gratification and also for pounding the cervix of female partners.

Rachel was choking and slobbering all over my gag bone.

My gag bone was pounding her cervix. She said no body has had a gag bone that can beat her guts like mine.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Dough Ballz

When your man sack is all sweaty and sticky and the skin has the consistency and tackiness of fresh, unfloured bread dough.

I just came in from working in the yar d and had the worst dough ballz.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018