1136 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
Gyrating your flaccid man meat back and forth and up and down in rapid fashion while slapping your girl's face with it from every direction. With the proper length and girth, should sound like a piece of raw meat hitting a cutting board.
Tina was begging to try something new last night so I gave her the old butcher's slap. She really enjoyed it.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
Oral sex performed on a dirty penis. May be dirty from poor hygiene or from post coital activities like anal sex.
I pulled out her ass and gave her a butter bob.
I got a butter bob from that homeless guy. I can’t get the taste out of my mouth.
I got a butter bob from that homeless guy. I can’t get the taste out of my mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.
Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.
Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.
Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2014
A state of existence whereby a male that is able to get laid and score pussy with seemingly little to no effort. Really can't explain why or how it happens, it just does.
Roger is the biggest lucky dick I know. That dude is always fuckin some new chick.
I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.
I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017