Bob: Hmm... I'll go look for a Trinitron CRT for my XBOX...ho ho holy shit! $200 on eBaY? Why don't they make these things anymore?
by E hates Q December 28, 2020
Tom Scott screamed "Aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj!" upon realizing that, through him saying "Xnopyt" he banished himself to his home dimension.
by E hates Q August 30, 2021
A fetish concerning the changing of a being (human or otherwise) into something different, such as an animal or a car. People with this fetish get turned on by pornography revolving around said behaviours.
Bob: I found FurAffinity in your browser history, Jim. I never knew you were into transformation porn...
Jim: For pete's sake, stop looking! You'll get traumatized by the NSFW stuff!
Jim: For pete's sake, stop looking! You'll get traumatized by the NSFW stuff!
by E hates Q July 27, 2019
A chess trap that only complete morons fall for.
The game is infamous for being the "two move checkmate".
1. f3 e5 (f3 is already a rather useless opening, as no pieces are developed with its aid)
2. g4 Qh4#
White is mated in two moves.
This trap almost never occurrs in actual play, as everyone who has even looked at a chess board knows how obvious this trap is.
A similar trap is the Scholar's mate (which is Black's fastest loss) which goes as follows:
1. e4 e5
2. Bc4 Nc6 (Bishop's Opening)
3. Qh5 Nf6??? (Nf6 is a blunder to rule all blunders)
4. Qxf7#
Black is checkmated.
Again, this trap almost never occurs in regular play.
Most chess courses warn about these traps very early on, so anyone who actually falls for them deserves a dunce hat.
The game is infamous for being the "two move checkmate".
1. f3 e5 (f3 is already a rather useless opening, as no pieces are developed with its aid)
2. g4 Qh4#
White is mated in two moves.
This trap almost never occurrs in actual play, as everyone who has even looked at a chess board knows how obvious this trap is.
A similar trap is the Scholar's mate (which is Black's fastest loss) which goes as follows:
1. e4 e5
2. Bc4 Nc6 (Bishop's Opening)
3. Qh5 Nf6??? (Nf6 is a blunder to rule all blunders)
4. Qxf7#
Black is checkmated.
Again, this trap almost never occurs in regular play.
Most chess courses warn about these traps very early on, so anyone who actually falls for them deserves a dunce hat.
Bob: I played chess with my son, Bob Jr. I played Fool's Mate and he took it hook line and sinker.
Alice: Heh, funny. I started hanging out with the jocks in high school after a nerd humiliated me with the Scholar's mate.
Alice: Heh, funny. I started hanging out with the jocks in high school after a nerd humiliated me with the Scholar's mate.
by E hates Q January 01, 2021
A large pickup truck brought by men with penis size insecurities, flat-chested women, or people who need to tow shit. A common sight in places where people wear cowboy hats to the grocery store.
by E hates Q August 12, 2019
A game platform where kids like complaining about the current year and saying that the year they joined was the best for the platform.
2007: Roblox in 2006 was better
2008: Roblox in 2007 was better
2010: Roblox in 2008 was better
2012: Roblox in 2010 was better
2015: Roblox in 2012 was better
2017: Roblox in 2015 was better
2019: Roblox in 2017 was better
2021: Roblox in 2019 was better
2008: Roblox in 2007 was better
2010: Roblox in 2008 was better
2012: Roblox in 2010 was better
2015: Roblox in 2012 was better
2017: Roblox in 2015 was better
2019: Roblox in 2017 was better
2021: Roblox in 2019 was better
by E hates Q April 23, 2021
A number including all the nice numbers (69, 420, 1337, 9001 and 666) that also happens to be a sextillion.
by E hates Q December 23, 2020