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Rowing the boat

Melissa: Cathy, what the fuck are you doing here?
Cathy: Uh, I was just uh...uh... rowing the boat, if you know what I mean...
Melissa: Gross!
by E hates Q February 14, 2021
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Techbro

An educated male lacking in social skills who also happens to work in tech.

Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.
Techbro: With this new Blorgasagorg 3000, people will easily be able to get around the city without a car!
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.
by E hates Q August 14, 2022
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Limp Bizkit

The Marmite of Nu-metal. You either love their music or think it’s the worse than modern pop.

As for me, I think they’ve made some bops.
Bob: (singing the chorus to “My Generation”)
Alice: Limp Bizkit in 2022? Really?
by E hates Q January 11, 2022
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Updog

A dog superhero whose superpower is trolling people with henways. Oh, and he tackles criminals like Joe and Candice I suppose.
Guy: How are you gonna rob me with Updog behind you?
Robber: What's updog?
Updog: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Robber: crap
by E hates Q September 20, 2021
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Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.
Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.
by E hates Q July 7, 2022
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Cancel Culture

To be cancelled is to be exposed in a way that destroys your online reputation. This happening to you when you deserved it is not cancel culture.

Cancel Culture is the result of somebody trying too hard to be "woke" and looking to cancel somebody to prove their wokeness. If you're woke, you don't need to prove it. See performative wokeness.

The term is often maliciously misused by those that deserved it, usually implying that the cancellers are just "WHINY SJW LIBTARDS". See Shaggy defense.
Jimmy got cancelled for asking a 13 year old girl for nudes on Discord. He blamed cancel culture.
by E hates Q April 26, 2021
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Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter
by E hates Q May 4, 2020
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