An educated male lacking in social skills who also happens to work in tech.
Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.
Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.
Techbro: With this new Blorgasagorg 3000, people will easily be able to get around the city without a car!
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.
by E hates Q August 14, 2022
Get the Techbromug. The non-existent profanity.
A-bomb: Ass
B-bomb: Bitch
C-bomb: Cunt
D-bomb: Dick (or Damn)
E-bomb: ???
F-bomb: Fuck
A-bomb: Ass
B-bomb: Bitch
C-bomb: Cunt
D-bomb: Dick (or Damn)
E-bomb: ???
F-bomb: Fuck
Larry dropped the very first E-bomb that man had ever heard, releasing the only non-slur word that is more offensive than the C-bomb.
by E hates Q January 06, 2021
Get the E-bombmug. The year where God was punishing humanity for creating the Cats movie. If you thought 2017 and 2019 were bad, 2020 is turning out absolutely rotten. One word: Coronavirus.
Me on December 31st: Wow, 2020 is going to be a much better year!
Me looking back on what I said while in my bed on March 24th in quarantine: Never before have I said something that aged so poorly.
Me looking back on what I said while in my bed on March 24th in quarantine: Never before have I said something that aged so poorly.
by E hates Q March 24, 2020
Get the 2020mug. A large area entirely consistent of McMansions and the roads made to service them. The living embodiment of the 2000s housing bubble, and a slap in the face to walkability.
Bob: Alice lives in some nondescript McTown with her parents, no wonder she went nuts…
Claire: Seeing the same 6 bedroom houses everywhere everyday will drive you insane after a while. I agree.
Claire: Seeing the same 6 bedroom houses everywhere everyday will drive you insane after a while. I agree.
by E hates Q April 12, 2022
Get the McTownmug. by E hates Q August 06, 2022
Get the Blackpoolmug. Different types of suburbia:
Northeast Suburb: A standard suburb, filled with endless single family houses, affluent moderate liberals and their children. You can find a lot of these in New Jersey and Long Island.
Midwest Suburb: Where the Republican Party and Walmart are cornerstones of the community. You WILL get funny looks if you drive through here as a black person.
Gated Community: Paranoid and rich nutcases, mostly. Also most of the town is just golf courses.
Sun Belt Suburb: Filled with retirees who contribute absolutely nothing to the downtown economy besides their taxes.
Streetcar Suburb: Suburbs that have townhomes and the occasional apartment building. They tend to be affluent and liberal, like the Northeast Suburb but more diverse. You can actually walk to the store or catch the bus here.
Exurbs: Generally isolated culs-de-sac off a rural road/highway. God help the kids that grow up here. The home turf of McMansions.
Northeast Suburb: A standard suburb, filled with endless single family houses, affluent moderate liberals and their children. You can find a lot of these in New Jersey and Long Island.
Midwest Suburb: Where the Republican Party and Walmart are cornerstones of the community. You WILL get funny looks if you drive through here as a black person.
Gated Community: Paranoid and rich nutcases, mostly. Also most of the town is just golf courses.
Sun Belt Suburb: Filled with retirees who contribute absolutely nothing to the downtown economy besides their taxes.
Streetcar Suburb: Suburbs that have townhomes and the occasional apartment building. They tend to be affluent and liberal, like the Northeast Suburb but more diverse. You can actually walk to the store or catch the bus here.
Exurbs: Generally isolated culs-de-sac off a rural road/highway. God help the kids that grow up here. The home turf of McMansions.
Bob: Growing up in suburbia as an only child was hell…
David: I grew up in the suburbs and it was fine…
Bob: I didn’t mean “the northernmost parts of the Bronx” I meant Pond Heights in the middle of buttfuck Egypt.
David: I grew up in the suburbs and it was fine…
Bob: I didn’t mean “the northernmost parts of the Bronx” I meant Pond Heights in the middle of buttfuck Egypt.
by E hates Q May 16, 2022
Get the Suburbiamug. The name of a fictional male child when describing a scenario, not dissimilarly used to the names Alice and Bob.
Alice: So, when dolphins give birth, they come out swimming, and the first thing the mother does is teach the child how to breathe.
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”
by E hates Q August 13, 2022
Get the Little Timmymug.