9 definitions by DutchRub

A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.
Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.
by DutchRub February 21, 2010
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A term used to describe Aubarn University's future in college sports.
Aban paid over 200k for that player, but they will be banned by the NCAA for a decade. I hope it's worth it! The most surprising part about ABAN supporters is that they can raise that kind of cash while predominantly living in trailers, while drinking cheap alcohol in dirty shirts.
by DutchRub December 31, 2011
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