DutchRub's definitions

Tiny Johnson

A small penis

I think that guy's poor attitude is linked to having a tiny Johnson

by DutchRub September 27, 2025

bi butt

similar to a fupa (Fat Upper Pubic Area) or bif, (butt in front), from the waste down, you can't tell whether if a bi butt is coming or going. A true bi butt actually has two fully formed butt cheeks on each side, two in front, two in back. The front or rear plumber's crack is optional and generally not visible, since a bi butt's pants tend to be belted across mid stomach area or even higher in some cases.

Notre Dame Football coach Charlie Weis has a bi butt. Some older women are also bi butts or bi buttual.

by DutchRub September 16, 2009

aban

A term used to describe Aubarn University's future in college sports.

Aban paid over 200k for that player, but they will be banned by the NCAA for a decade. I hope it's worth it! The most surprising part about ABAN supporters is that they can raise that kind of cash while predominantly living in trailers, while drinking cheap alcohol in dirty shirts.

by DutchRub December 31, 2010