DutchRub's definitions

Tiny Johnson

A small penis

I think that guy's poor attitude is linked to having a tiny Johnson

by DutchRub September 27, 2025

Groin Pull

It is a term first used by NFL announcers to gently describe to the audience that a player had just taken a shot to the nuts.

They would say something like, "ouch, that looked like a tough shot the uh well....that must have hurt. Then another announcer would chime in with yes, that looked like a "GROIN PULL...That can really be painful. The announcers both look flushed and lean forward as if they are going to be hit in the nuts too. The other announcer agrees as the camera pans away to the player who is writhing in pain and rolling on the field.

by DutchRub December 31, 2010

aban

A term used to describe Aubarn University's future in college sports.

Aban paid over 200k for that player, but they will be banned by the NCAA for a decade. I hope it's worth it! The most surprising part about ABAN supporters is that they can raise that kind of cash while predominantly living in trailers, while drinking cheap alcohol in dirty shirts.

by DutchRub December 31, 2010