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Gamecock

A condition related to poor personal hygiene where the the gamecock sufferer's cock exudes a really bad smell. Gamecock is typically limited to male gender for obvious reasons. Gamecock commonly results from either a prolonged lack of personal hygiene or from making poor choices typically related to excessive consumption of alcohol and subsequent activities. Once contracted, gamecock can persist for extended periods of time and requires more than just simple soap and hot water to cure the condition. While many remedies do exist, most are fairly extreme, causing the gamecock suffer to eventually resign and accept his fate. Oftentimes, the gamecock sufferer faces a life-long situation.
After hooking up Saturday night, Joe was taking a piss the next morning and noticed a seriously bad smell. The gamey, pungent smell was unmistakable. Joe had contracted gamecock.
by DutchRub August 1, 2012
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Textator

Textators are usually parents, husbands, wives, girlfriends or boyfriends. The textator might be considered a wannabe dictator who has resorted to texting as an attempt to control others. The texts are actually orders to perform work. True textators don't bother with a greeting such as "hi".
Textator: dishwasher empty? mess cleaned up yet? Room clean?
by DutchRub March 14, 2010
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aban

A term used to describe Aubarn University's future in college sports.
Aban paid over 200k for that player, but they will be banned by the NCAA for a decade. I hope it's worth it! The most surprising part about ABAN supporters is that they can raise that kind of cash while predominantly living in trailers, while drinking cheap alcohol in dirty shirts.
by DutchRub December 31, 2010
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