wangstick

A penis; similar to 50 cent's "magic stick".
P.S. - fuck you urban dictionary I've written 10 excellent entries and none are showing up on your gay site.

I saw this porno last week and a guy pulled his wangstick outta this chick and gave her a pink sock!

by Dutch May 03, 2003

HDSQ

A horrific excuse for a band. Comprised of a bunch of fagmos, and a cool drummer. Please feel free to hack their website, www.hdsq.tk

I saw HDSQ perform last night, they sucked so hard I vomited. Then I cleaned up the vomit with a vacuum, put it on reverse, and sprayed the vomit all over them.

by Dutch May 03, 2003

jupiter

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.

Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.

by Dutch May 02, 2003

handicapper

Smart person that can figure out which horse will win a race.

That guy Dutch is a major handicapper. He makes dough like no one's business.

by Dutch May 03, 2003

hephalumps and woozles

A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle

Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.

by Dutch May 01, 2003

Oobie

To be a slut or whore.

Damn that bitch is such an Oobie!

by Dutch May 13, 2005

spittle

your house or place of residence

yo shorty just called the spittle

by dutch October 09, 2003