Dutch's definitions

Malibu

Coconut rum. Tastes really good for liqour.

At JB's house party, we continously drank Malibu since 1:30 p.m.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

candy store

Your boy who is handling his business and always has the rocket fuel, aka ski passes, aka llelo

Bring on the blizzard...call up the candy store

by DUTCH January 7, 2004

jupiter

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.

Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

dood

The superior way to spell "dude."

J: Yo dood did you do the math homework?
Steve: Hell no.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

IUCK FRAQ

A word coined by yours truly. Was meant to become a sign I would hold at a pro-war rally. Switch the I and F and the result is "FUCK IRAQ."

Your IUCK FRAQ sign is bitchin', man.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

SAT

A waste of time test that instills fear and panic in many worthless teenagers. Those who give a shit not about this quizzical test are the ones to look out for, they should be boned frequently.

Fuck the SATs I just wanna grow up and be a travel bum anyway.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

spittle

your house or place of residence

yo shorty just called the spittle

by dutch October 9, 2003