Dunky Oggins's definitions

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003

fawcetting

engaging in homosexual acts with one's servant.

"stay out of the bedroom for a while" said Elizabeth to Diana, "Charles is fawcetting again."

by Dunky Oggins November 8, 2003

peanut-packer

a male homosexual

It came as a great shock to me when i discovered that Charles was a peanut-packer.

by Dunky Oggins November 8, 2003

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003

spastic chariot

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

dumdum bullet

gay slang for a particularly large penis, so named because of the supposed damage it does to internal organs during anal intercourse.

I almost fainted when, with a wicked twinkle in his eye, Alec whipped out his dumdum bullet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

bog paper

toilet tissue

i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003