Dunky Oggins's definitions

jelly jewellery

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.
"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

up the duff

To be pregnant.

It was very embarrssing for Kevin when he got Peggy up the duff, but it served him right for trying to save money by using a flak jacket.

by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003

clithopper

A promiscuous lesbian.

Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."

by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

giblet pie

sexual intercourse

"Camilla,let's have a bit of giblet pie after the banquet" said Charles lasciviously.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003

liver-lifter

An especially large penis.

I always wondered why June had an almost permanent smile on her face, until i discovered Alec had a liver-lifter.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

fuckleberry hound

A dog used for sexual purposes by its owner.

"I think it was a mistake to get a pit bull terrier as a fuckleberry hound" said Dave, holding the bloody stump on his groin.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003