Dunky Oggins's definitions

red flag week

pertaining to a woman's period.

June wouldn't let me fuck her yesterday, it's red flag week.

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

thunderturds

Defecation accompanied by loud and evil-smelling flatulence.

Stay out of the toilet for a while folks, Kevin's got thunderturds again.

by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

postilion

to give sexual pleasure by inserting a finger into the anus.

"I'm getting very worried about Edward," said a grave-faced Elizabeth, "Yesterday he was caught postilioning the new butler."

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

strawberry swirly

Sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman.

Cherie was riding the cotton pony, but Tony was so desperate for a bunk up he asked her if he could have a strawberry swirly.

by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003

get some duke

To have someone's fingers or fist inserted into one's anus for sexual pleasure.

"Oh yes, my Phillip likes to get some duke" said Elizabeth rolling up her sleeves.

by Dunky Oggins December 16, 2003

sports bag

A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.

Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

technicolour yawn

the act of vomiting, or vomit

I did a technicolour yawn after that party on Saturday.

by Dunky Oggins October 24, 2003