105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

spastic chariot

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

cunt-struck

sexually infatuated with a woman

I was cunt-struck after seeing Thatcher on tv the other night.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

bunk up

sexual intercourse

I had a lovely bunk up with Britney last night.

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003

hoggins [also 'oggins]

British Sexual pleasure.

Did you get your hoggins last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003

bit of the other

British Sexual intercourse

I fancy a bit of the other with Kylie.

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003

callibisters

The testicles.

One's callibisters is what contains one's bollock yoghurt.

by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004

paisley removal

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003