gob toss

june gave me a gob toss while alec was playing with his garden gnomes.
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
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bunk up

I had a lovely bunk up with Britney last night.
by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003
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bit of the other

I fancy a bit of the other with Kylie.
by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003
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callibisters

One's callibisters is what contains one's bollock yoghurt.
by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004
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paisley removal

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.
I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
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jumble-giblets

One uses one's jumble-giblets to give one's partner some giblet pie.
by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004
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