Dumb_Bass's definitions

creepy old guy

The future winner of the 2020 American election.

Dave: Who will win the election?
Bob: The creepy old guy.
Dave: Which one?

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Building

Something that tells you not to be racist.

Stan: Don't be racist, I am a building
And I’ve got news for you
Hey there Steven
Blacks and whites are even
How would you feel if the joke was on you
Blacks, whites, Indians and Spanish
They all came from the sea
We all have to share the same world
Trixie won't you sing with me
Trixie: Hey Stan
Stan: Hey there Trixie
Trixie: What you singing about?
Stan: Oh not much, just skyscraper stuff, like racism
Trixie and Stan: Don't be racist, we both are buildings
Listen to what we mean
Love one another
Sisters and brothers
Or we will haunt your dreams
Or we will haunt your dreams
Or we will haunt your dreams

*wink*

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Bacon's Rebellion

An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.

Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

bisexual flag

A pink, purple, and blue flag representing bisexuality. Although it usually has pink on the top, bisexuals don't care if you draw or fly it upside down since it goes both ways. Bisexuals think of the flag when ever they see a gradient with purple in it.

Lauren: I got my bisexual flag in the mail today!
Kevin: Are you going to iron it?
Lauren: Never.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020