Duck's definitions

quif

Air built up inside a woman's danger zone, that bursts out when movement occurs. This is prominately found when a man "hits is from the back," or "doggystyle." Then the woman moves to another position.

A quif usually happens while women are thinking of what's going to happen on the next friends, did I turn the oven off, and wondering when this is going to end.

by duck February 7, 2005

poufter

A minor derogatory term, similar to such words as "idiot" and "putz".

Larry is such a poufter.

by Duck April 18, 2004

ht

abbeviation of the phrase harsh toke, used to describe a toke on a bifta that ends in coughing.

* cough cough cough *

mate , thats a ht

by duck January 11, 2005

Farfentuben

Farfentuben is an undescribed happening. Beings only of the best and most talent can use the word, and thus they are cool.

-Haha noob! Farfentuben!
-i'm sorry

by Duck May 13, 2005

paradox

the other examples were pretty confusing, so heres an oldie:

dont think its exactly what they mean though.

Two men on an island. One always lies. One always tells the truth. you meet one of them. they say: "im the liar".

by duck February 8, 2005

Diwan

a small interesting creature who lives at home with his mommy. hates math and loves me! plays guitar and is great. listens to good music...he's good people....daddy grows pot and listens to good music....hates a fat prick...also berry smart and cute to the T favorite foods inclue; popcorn, cheese burgers, and everything else (LOL)

the DIWAN walked to my house to see me:)

by Duck May 26, 2004

conk

a very large nose with big port holes

that barry manilow sings through his big conk!

by duck January 23, 2004