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snapdrive

When you post a snapchat video of yourself driving in which people will either bitch at you for not focusing on the road or worry about whether you're alive or not
Me: (posts snapdrive of myself)
Friend #1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SNAP AND DRIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE AND DRIVE!
Friend #2: OMG are you alive, I hope you're not dead.
by Dubiks January 8, 2019
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immigrant

What all of our ancestors were at some point in history. Unless if you're native American
Why do people treat immigrants like shit if their ancestors were once immigrants themselves?
by Dubiks December 1, 2018
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๐Ÿ”ž

1. Means no one under the age of 18 is allowed
2. Something that can easily be bypassed by lying or a fake ID
3. What this site would be if it was visual
4. Something that applies to nearly every drinking law in the world except in the US
5. A rule that pedophiles donโ€™t follow when finding a mate
6. A rule that treats a 17 year old and 364 day old person the same way as it treats a newborn baby
Person 1: dude you canโ€™t go on that site itโ€™s ๐Ÿ”ž
Person 2: itโ€™s chill I can just lie about my age
by Dubiks May 19, 2019
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child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave
I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave
by Dubiks January 11, 2019
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majaculating

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while youโ€™re about to come and end up cumming on her
friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks
by Dubiks December 23, 2018
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๐Ÿ–•

1. โ€œFuck youโ€ in ASL
2. What confuses many first generation immigrants and foreign individuals as they are getting used to American culture
3. What rappers do in their some of their covers in order to look cool
4. What is often used in cable broadcasting as they often censor the word โ€œfuckโ€, so they use this
5. Another trick girls use to finger themselves with
dick: ayyy u suck!
Me: ๐Ÿ–•
by Dubiks June 2, 2019
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SwearNet

A website made by the people who play Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles in Trailer Park Boys (Robb Wells, John Paul Tremblay, and Mike Smith), where they can swear whenever the fuck they want without getting censored.
The boys were fucking tired of getting censored all the fucking time so they decided to make a website called fucking SwearNet where they can swear whenever the fuck they want without getting fucking censored.
by Dubiks January 21, 2019
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