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A person who is addicted to reading and writing definitions on UD. They often get a thrill off of posting inappropriate yet hilarious definitions for the whole world to see. Also what I am
by Dubiks May 3, 2019
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Get the May the fourth be with you mug.What the fuck do you mean I’m being charged with underage drinking? I’m literally turning 21 tomorrow!
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Get the Age mug.When a white person has developed the ability to say the word nibba multiple times in a row without actually saying the n word
White Person 1: After about a month of practicing I’ve finally developed the nibba tongue
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba
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Me: (stubs toe) Blyat!
Child: what does blyat mean?
Me: Oh it’s just a word I made up whenever I’m in pain
Me: (stubs toe) Blyat!
Child: what does blyat mean?
Me: Oh it’s just a word I made up whenever I’m in pain
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Enjoy!
🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn
👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)
Enjoy!
🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn
👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)
🍆✊🏻
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)
by Dubiks May 9, 2019
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