Dubiks's definitions

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The emoji version of a man impregnating a woman

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by Dubiks May 10, 2019

sensitive

When you feel the pain and cruelty of the world around you.

Sensitive people just want to make the world a better place.

by Dubiks December 19, 2018

Seattle

The place that almost never precipitates whenever it hits below 32 degrees.

That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.

by Dubiks December 13, 2018

motivation

word porn

motivation is porn for the heart

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

jingle

What my balls do when they're slapping against Ms. Clause's ass

My balls are going to fuckin jingle tonite

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Christianity

The most persuasive organization ever created

Christianity has been able to convert billions of people throughout history to believe in blind faith

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

shitty wifi

Hell for internet addicts

shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society

by Dubiks March 9, 2019