Dubiks's definitions

mass extinction

What we're causing.

It's been stated that there is a mass extinction going on right now and us humans are causing it.

by Dubiks December 1, 2018

jigalow

A male tramp

Person: dude Cody gets hella pussy, I wish I was him
Me: Bruh he’s a jigalow
Person: oh shit nvm

by Dubiks April 27, 2019

Frosty the Blowman

A living man who is made of pure cocaine

(Frosty the Snowman playing with children)
Frosty the Snowman: Howdy there sir.
Frosty the Blowman: STOP TOUCHING LITTLE BOYS YOU FUCKING PEDO!!! (beats up Frosty the Snowman)

by Dubiks February 5, 2019

jingle

What my balls do when they're slapping against Ms. Clause's ass

My balls are going to fuckin jingle tonite

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Christianity

The most persuasive organization ever created

Christianity has been able to convert billions of people throughout history to believe in blind faith

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

shitty wifi

Hell for internet addicts

shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

by Dubiks May 26, 2019