Earth

The human race is fucking up the Earth by overpopulation and pollution.
by Dubiks December 14, 2018
mugGet the Earthmug.

charger

A life support for smart phones; often prevents people from going apeshit when their phone dies.
person: awww damnit my phone died, oh well I can just charge it with my charger. (sees that charger is broken) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
by Dubiks April 06, 2019
mugGet the chargermug.

🚨

What you send when real shit is about to go down
Person: dude Kaleb is coming

Me: oh shit! 🚨
by Dubiks May 30, 2019
mugGet the 🚨mug.

college essay

An essay where highschoolers have to boast about how awesome they are in order to get into the colleges they want. The harder they boast the more likely they'll get accepted.
Average college essay: I think that I'm capable of of becoming a college student because I'm a hard worker. I played JV tennis and put in a lot of effort while playing. I have a 3.2 gpa and worked hard to pass all of my classes in order to graduate. I have the capability of working hard no matter what.

Harvard college essay: I invented a cure for Cancer, Aids, and Gonorrhea. I helped rebuild an entire village in Africa in under 2 weeks. I'm the president in 12 different clubs and have been for over 2 years. I scored a 36 on the ACT and got 5's on all of the 10 AP classes I took. I'm also running a small solar panel business and am helping to save the environment. I've won the National robotics tournament 3 times and am the face of robotics. I'm the best at everything. I'M A GOD!!!
by Dubiks October 25, 2018
mugGet the college essaymug.

TOTP

Too Offensive To Post; when you have an idea of what to post or write about but realize that it’s too offensive to post without getting traced
I was gonna post this one def on UD but I realized that it was TOTP
by Dubiks May 25, 2019
mugGet the TOTPmug.

control

What every human being desires yet has such a hard time obtaining it
People go out of their way to have complete control of their life but seem to get very lost on this journey
by Dubiks December 27, 2018
mugGet the controlmug.

dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again
Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck
by Dubiks April 06, 2019
mugGet the dead phonemug.