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Taylor

A fucking bitch, who looks like a frog. She is also an ugly and hideous fifteen year old twit. Started bullying people since the third grade and is still continuing. Only dumb and desperate people like her, no smart and intelligent person likes her. Taylor's favorite drink is her urine, menstrual blood, vomit and saliva mixed all together, so nasty.
Guy 1: Why is Taylor masturbating, isn't she a girl?
Guy 2: She thinks she was born with a cut off penis and is trying to bring it back, by grinding her vagina.
Guy 1: Wow, what a loser!
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Kiwi

A papillon puppy. Was going to grow up and have a good life, but instead, a fucking ugly fat man killed her. Poor thing...Rest in peace Kiwi, I will always love you :(
Kiwi, is now in heaven having a great afterlife.
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