sart

A sex fart. More often than not unplanned, but a formidable tactic when mastered. When combined with a good wolfbag it can produce the most insane orgasm ever.

If attempting this with a senior citizen, a stain resistant acrylic is recommended on the walls.
"I was fucking Vicary up the poo when the fat slut decided to jump on top. She must weigh close to 300kg cause she pushed the biggest sart out of me."
by Drew Christx May 03, 2006
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Greyhound race

When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.
Alright guys, whip out the champers, it's time to go greyhound racing
by drew christx May 25, 2005
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double penetration

When a female has two cocks in the same whole. As apposed to a 'two-up' where it's one cock in the twat and one up the poo-chute, double penetration is the friendliest form of a threesome.
If i can fit my fist in her clam, then she'll be up for a bit of double penetration
by Drew Christx November 20, 2004
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