Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.
Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.
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fairy master

The master of all fairies or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence.
Dwyane was the fairy master of all his gay friends.
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McDonalds

A restaurant with good tasting food, but unfortunatly prepeared by underpaid teenagers, or adult losers who don't care about anything so that they might add special McBodily fluid, or McGerm additions to your food.
Boy this Mcdonalds cheeseburger is good tasting, but I can't help but think I shouldn't be eating this since a greasy pimple faced kid made this. If only they would use McRobots instead.
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life insurance

The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.
John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.
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wendys

A fast food restaurant that often spices up the food with a mouse or other rodent in their food. Especially the chili.
I loves them Wendys rodent food!
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Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.
Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.
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crapola

The color that derives from melting every Crayola crayon ever made togther.
I melted my entire 96 pack of Crayola crayons in a metal pot and it formed the ugly color known as crapola.
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