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movementarians

Those who love to move to a new home every 6 months and then expect their friends to help them move every time using their vehicles.
Joe and Mary, who are movementarians, love to move every 6 months and then we must break our backs and use our cars. They can't even spring for a $80 moving truck. We break our backs and get the privilage to be their friends. Oh how ever would they get along without their friends.
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Masturbator

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.
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Kix

A cereal that claims it is kid tested, and mother approved. It may very well be mother approved, but you will notice they only say it is kid tested, but not approved. Perhaps because it isn't! Any normal kid thinks it tastes like crap!
Little Jimmy passes up all the other sweet cereals for plain Kix..only because he is in a commmercial and being paid big money!
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Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.
Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.
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UrbanDictionary.Com gives the definitions of words everyone is thinking about and saying. Not just the ones the censors want you to see.
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willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.
John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.
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crApple

The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.
This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!
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