Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.'s definitions

movementarians

Those who love to move to a new home every 6 months and then expect their friends to help them move every time using their vehicles.

Joe and Mary, who are movementarians, love to move every 6 months and then we must break our backs and use our cars. They can't even spring for a $80 moving truck. We break our backs and get the privilage to be their friends. Oh how ever would they get along without their friends.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003

Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.

Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Masturbator

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

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by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Kix

A cereal that claims it is kid tested, and mother approved. It may very well be mother approved, but you will notice they only say it is kid tested, but not approved. Perhaps because it isn't! Any normal kid thinks it tastes like crap!

Little Jimmy passes up all the other sweet cereals for plain Kix..only because he is in a commmercial and being paid big money!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 25, 2003

crapola

The color that derives from melting every Crayola crayon ever made togther.

I melted my entire 96 pack of Crayola crayons in a metal pot and it formed the ugly color known as crapola.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

fuckle

A term for comedy sex that combines fuck and chuckle. Usually involves the exchange of comedic talk, sounds, and laughter during sex.

Jack and Jill had quite a funny fuckle as they exchanged crazy sounds with each other while making goofy faces.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003