UrbanDictionary.com

UrbanDictionary.Com gives the definitions of words everyone is thinking about and saying. Not just the ones the censors want you to see.
Get the UrbanDictionary.com mug.

chuck norris

America's premier ass kicking artist since the early 1960's.
Even at age 63 Chuck Norris can kick any guys ass in the US of A and most of the world and beyond!
Get the chuck norris mug.

Martha Stewart

A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.
I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.
Get the Martha Stewart mug.

Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.
Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.
Get the Ashton Kutcher mug.

fairy master

The master of all fairies or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence.
Dwyane was the fairy master of all his gay friends.
Get the fairy master mug.

McDonalds

A restaurant with good tasting food, but unfortunatly prepeared by underpaid teenagers, or adult losers who don't care about anything so that they might add special McBodily fluid, or McGerm additions to your food.
Boy this Mcdonalds cheeseburger is good tasting, but I can't help but think I shouldn't be eating this since a greasy pimple faced kid made this. If only they would use McRobots instead.
Get the McDonalds mug.

life insurance

The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.
John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.
Get the life insurance mug.