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Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.
Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.
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Masturbator

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.
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ebay

An place where you pay money to list the crap you want to sell and no one will buy it.
I just spent $20 listing my crap on ebay and I sold not one thing. At least with a newspaper I can actually find my listing where someone might see it!
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McDonalds

A restaurant with good tasting food, but unfortunatly prepeared by underpaid teenagers, or adult losers who don't care about anything so that they might add special McBodily fluid, or McGerm additions to your food.
Boy this Mcdonalds cheeseburger is good tasting, but I can't help but think I shouldn't be eating this since a greasy pimple faced kid made this. If only they would use McRobots instead.
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Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.
Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.
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UrbanDictionary.com

UrbanDictionary.Com gives the definitions of words everyone is thinking about and saying. Not just the ones the censors want you to see.
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exuzva

The act of agressive ejaculator.
That Superman gots exuzva! He just shot his load 100 feet through a brick wall!
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