Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.'s definitions

Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

fuckle

A term for comedy sex that combines fuck and chuckle. Usually involves the exchange of comedic talk, sounds, and laughter during sex.

Jack and Jill had quite a funny fuckle as they exchanged crazy sounds with each other while making goofy faces.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

crapola

The color that derives from melting every Crayola crayon ever made togther.

I melted my entire 96 pack of Crayola crayons in a metal pot and it formed the ugly color known as crapola.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

fairy master

The master of all fairies or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence.

Dwyane was the fairy master of all his gay friends.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

life insurance

The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.

John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003

fuckee

The receiver of sex from the fucker who gives the sex.

Jack and Jill had sex. Jack was the fucker on top giving it hard to Jill who was on the bottom taking on the role of the fuckee.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.

John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003