Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.'s definitions

willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.

John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

fuckee

The receiver of sex from the fucker who gives the sex.

Jack and Jill had sex. Jack was the fucker on top giving it hard to Jill who was on the bottom taking on the role of the fuckee.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

crApple

The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.

This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Kix

A cereal that claims it is kid tested, and mother approved. It may very well be mother approved, but you will notice they only say it is kid tested, but not approved. Perhaps because it isn't! Any normal kid thinks it tastes like crap!

Little Jimmy passes up all the other sweet cereals for plain Kix..only because he is in a commmercial and being paid big money!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 25, 2003

exuzva

The act of agressive ejaculator.

That Superman gots exuzva! He just shot his load 100 feet through a brick wall!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

sammy sosa

One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.

Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Masturbator

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003