Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.'s definitions

Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.

Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

fuckee

The receiver of sex from the fucker who gives the sex.

Jack and Jill had sex. Jack was the fucker on top giving it hard to Jill who was on the bottom taking on the role of the fuckee.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.

John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

wendys

A fast food restaurant that often spices up the food with a mouse or other rodent in their food. Especially the chili.

I loves them Wendys rodent food!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Martha Stewart

A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.

I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Kix

A cereal that claims it is kid tested, and mother approved. It may very well be mother approved, but you will notice they only say it is kid tested, but not approved. Perhaps because it isn't! Any normal kid thinks it tastes like crap!

Little Jimmy passes up all the other sweet cereals for plain Kix..only because he is in a commmercial and being paid big money!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 25, 2003

crapola

The color that derives from melting every Crayola crayon ever made togther.

I melted my entire 96 pack of Crayola crayons in a metal pot and it formed the ugly color known as crapola.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003