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McDonalds

A restaurant with good tasting food, but unfortunatly prepeared by underpaid teenagers, or adult losers who don't care about anything so that they might add special McBodily fluid, or McGerm additions to your food.
Boy this Mcdonalds cheeseburger is good tasting, but I can't help but think I shouldn't be eating this since a greasy pimple faced kid made this. If only they would use McRobots instead.
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Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.
Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.
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wendys

A fast food restaurant that often spices up the food with a mouse or other rodent in their food. Especially the chili.
I loves them Wendys rodent food!
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Martha Stewart

A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.
I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.
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life insurance

The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.
John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.
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crapola

The color that derives from melting every Crayola crayon ever made togther.
I melted my entire 96 pack of Crayola crayons in a metal pot and it formed the ugly color known as crapola.
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fuckle

A term for comedy sex that combines fuck and chuckle. Usually involves the exchange of comedic talk, sounds, and laughter during sex.
Jack and Jill had quite a funny fuckle as they exchanged crazy sounds with each other while making goofy faces.
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