Dr. Seuss, PhD's definitions

A1

1. An easy way to name a company

2. The first word in the Urban Dictionary

1. A1 Roofing, A1 Grocery, A1 Adhesive

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 28, 2011

Agrify

To make angry; to aggravate

You better not do that, it might agrify him.
That insult sure agrified me.

by Dr. Seuss, PhD May 2, 2011

Bu$h

Ke$ha's pubes

Ke$ha doesn't just have a bush, she has a bu$h.

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 19, 2011

Atheist

A person who is strong enough that they have come to their own conclusions about religion. These people do not just jump on the bandwagon and believe what everybody else tells them. Many people think that atheists are ungodly and sinners, but are in truth just normal people who have their own beliefs. Saying that an atheist is a sinner or an ungodly person is racism as well and is no better than saying that Jewish people or Islamic people are evil. And it is a common stereotype to say that all atheists are pompous or know-it-alls, they are just normal people who have come up with their own original thoughts on life.

Yes, I am an atheist. That does not mean that I am an immoral person, it just means that I have different beliefs than the general public.

And I wouldn't be going off on this tangent, but some of the definitions I have seen for this word are unfair and extremely biased.

by Dr. Seuss, PhD September 2, 2011

independent

One who does not commit him/herself all the way to one side of the political fence. One who actually reasons things out for themselves instead of hopping on the bandwagon and listening to what everybody else says.

Guy 1: Are you a republican or a democrat?
Guy 2: Neither, I'm an independent.
Guy 1: So you're just too indecisive to take a side.
Guy 2: No, I just have my own opinions on politics. I don't vote for a person just because of their political party; I actually learn about the candidates and vote for who I think would best benefit the country as a whole.
Guy 1: Oh.

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 22, 2011

upthumbs

A much cooler way to say "thumbs up"

You can chug a gallon of milk? Upthumbs!

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 20, 2011

Iowa

Idiots Out Wandering Around

Iowa is the home to several idiots out wandering around.

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 9, 2011