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A chain of wheelchair accessible restaurants, easily located by the huge flood of drool and mong noises eminating from the restaurant. Famed for it's crispy wings and it's slogan, It's window lickin' good.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 8, 2021
Get the Kenfucky Fried Chickenmug. A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.
Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021
Get the Cooneralmug. The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.
Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Dave: you seen Matt lately?
Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021
Get the Fucktard apocalypsemug. The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.
Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021
Get the Post Coital Niggalationmug. A rare specimen of Apeius Fuckuglius. The Sambo that actually can support a family. These are rare and sightings number in the teens since records began in 1486.
Dave: How are you and the family, Winston?
Winston: we are all great. I'd love to chat but I must start work, I have a family back in my mud hut to support. I guess I'm a Coon Bench.
Winston: we are all great. I'd love to chat but I must start work, I have a family back in my mud hut to support. I guess I'm a Coon Bench.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021
Get the Coon Benchmug. A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021
Get the Female bowling ballmug. The result of banging a sambo coon. A destroyed and contaminated vagina, and more worryingly, possibly a niglet and inevitable single motherhood and reliance on welfare.
Teresa: I got wogstretched last night. I can't walk and my purse was stolen!
Becky: oh no. If you are pregnant it will be a life of welfare now. You are contaminated.
Becky: oh no. If you are pregnant it will be a life of welfare now. You are contaminated.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 4, 2021
Get the Wogstretchedmug.