Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass 's definitions
The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.
Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Dave: you seen Matt lately?
Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021
Get the Fucktard apocalypsemug. A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.
Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021
Get the Cooneralmug. A chain of wheelchair accessible restaurants, easily located by the huge flood of drool and mong noises eminating from the restaurant. Famed for it's crispy wings and it's slogan, It's window lickin' good.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 8, 2021
Get the Kenfucky Fried Chickenmug. The sounds made by a nigger, wigger or migger trying to emulate the English language. Words include Aiiiiiight, Fam, Blud, Ting etc usually accompanied by smoking a blunt and jumping up and down with their ass hanging out waiting to rob someone.
D'LocTyreese: Blud! Fam! Bare beefing white bitches n ting
Me: fucking wogmania again. He's talking niglish.
Me: fucking wogmania again. He's talking niglish.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 17, 2021
Get the Niglishmug. A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots
"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.
Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021
Get the Twelve inches a spademug. The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.
Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021
Get the Post Coital Niggalationmug. This sexual delight is for the more adventurous/braver (on the mans part) couple.
This act can only be done while your partner has the squits.
Engage in anal sex, just before you spoodge your man porridge, shout "Seig Heil". This will surprise your partner, making her look at you. At this moment, pull out while singing Panzerleid and saluting in the customary style as you paint a scheiße moustache on her upper lip.
This act can only be done while your partner has the squits.
Engage in anal sex, just before you spoodge your man porridge, shout "Seig Heil". This will surprise your partner, making her look at you. At this moment, pull out while singing Panzerleid and saluting in the customary style as you paint a scheiße moustache on her upper lip.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 9, 2021
Get the Führeringmug.