Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

let the door be the bell

An expression used by incarcerated folks referring to waiting for the cell door to slam before taking off on one another.

You lie in wait, thinking “let the door be the bell,” to pulverize your cellie because he won’t show you his papers.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

dump trunks

Slang for when a guy wears his underwear backwards so he can take a shit without having to remove them.

I just drop my trousers and then pull the hole of my dump trunks wide open to take a quick and easy crap!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

guppy stomper

Slang for a sadistic prison guard known for enjoying stomping and killing inmates’ companion animals.

Yeah, that pathetic guppy stomper is a real piece of work.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

elephantmind

A term describing thought informed by attachment, loyalty, devotion and the capacity to courageously protect the young and defenseless.

I first fell in love with him because of his beautiful elephantmind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Covidcough

Any cough made on the part of any person, at any time during the Coronavirus Pandemic, whether it is truly from COVID or not, since everyone is on high alert.

Take that deadly Covidcough outta here - and don’t come back!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

alcohol to sound ratio

The ratio that dictates that the more you drink, the louder you talk.

The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

cockroach delivery

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020