My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 05, 2020
A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
An increasingly popular skilled nursing facility franchise marketed to Baby Boomers who once only dreamed of nightly dancing in their golden years on a disco dance floor into the wee hours, fueled by prescription drugs of every sort.
The Disco SNF is what I’ve longed for, I can now happily leave my cumbersome housebound existence, filled with rotting floors, filthy cat boxes and handyman visits, and head straight for a throbbing 80s nirvana, hoping I will exit this life on my beloved dance floor!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2023
The Bleach Breathers, despite the serious scarring of their nasal passages and lung tissue, are doing just great and are thriving, COVID-free, as they kill off this nasty disease with a good snootful of disinfectant!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019
by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2017