Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

rubber chicken farts

Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.

His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

it’s the COVID!

The standard, go-to reason for things not getting done.

Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

happy turd

When someone is so excited that they involuntarily drop a turd.

I knew he was insanely happy with our decision when he dropped a happy turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

invisible chopped liver

The accomplished martyr’s ultimate verbal and emotional weapon when trying to get some sympathy.

What am I, invisible chopped liver?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

shopitoffism

A term used to describe the attempt to quell uncomfortable emotion through compulsive acquisition.

He had a dire case of shopitoffism that put him in debt to the tune of about thirty grand on that sad and pitiful weekend.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

Carrie Oakie

Featured unknown and pathetic alcoholic uberstar of the sleazebag karaoke bar scene.

I caught her sad, nearly invisible act at the Holiday Inn right before Carrie Oakie went permanently face down in a bowl of peanuts.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019

stinkorama

Slang term for when a band of close buds gets together and sits around consuming mountains of extraordinarily spicy food and farting up a most putrid storm.

Yes, my man, we’re gonna have a real stinkorama tonight!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2023