Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

fake news conference

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

death du jour

Any type of death that is widely popular such as widespread death due to opiate overdose or mass tragedies or any dramatic violent death since the news will cover it because it brings in a wider audience which translates into higher advertising revenues.

Ah yes, it has been the absolute death du jour for sometime now!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2021

fuckophiliac

Someone who loves to fuck so much that they totally fuck their lives up in the process of living.

My dear father, like many other narcissistic and initially successful men who destroyed their own lives, seems to have been an inveterate fuckophiliac.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2021

Chase After Your Paycheck Bank

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.

Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.

I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

muttgirl

A female person with a multi-ethnic background.

My DNA analysis has revealed that I am a muttgirl, just as I’d always suspected!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

Yuppo DiPuppo

A charming and endlessly energetic cartoon canine who says YES to everything while living the life of his doggie dreams in the Tuscany region of Italy.

I became Yuppo DiPuppo by giving in to all of my internal YESSES that were just dying to come out; my dream life just naturally flowed from this joyful stream of yesses!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021