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heiniesight

I get all that now in heiniesight, Mama!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020
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snake in the couch

An effective and often used method to drastically shorten the stay of unwanted houseguests.
My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
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Max the Snake

A ruthless mobster who has shed his skin and become a gentle domestic white and grey rabbit, living out his final happy days in beautiful Seaside, California.
At one time Max the Snake lived and breathed violence and death every day of his life whereas now he’s getting an endless supply of organic Italian parsley and love in the home of a rabbit fixated woman who looks beyond his earlier mistakes and supports him to truly forgive himself for all that he has done!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2021
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Vacuum King

A title that you manipulatively bestow upon your husband to insure that he continues to rule the vacuum in your household.
Oh honey, when I see my muscular Vacuum King moving like a big cat through the house, I am in a constant swoon!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
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stuffed ottertard

A passionate devotee of taxidermy whose favorite piece is his stuffed otter.
It seems on the edge of deranged the way that stuffed ottertard takes that thing everywhere, even to bed.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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zippertard

A dufus, often due to being shitfaced or hungover, who cannot remember to zip up his or her pants.
You’re such a zippertard, honey, you might as well just leave it down permanently!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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Insane Brown Posse

A group of aging encopretic rappers who rap 1950s Frank Sinatra and Peggy Lee hits as a form of geriatric empowerment while openly shitting themselves at the mike.
Insane Brown Posse is seriously dope, they are the ultimate mouthpiece of octogenarians and nonagenarians everywhere!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020
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