Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

prisontard

One of those sad-sacks who just can’t stay out of the slammer, the multiple repeat offender who finds solace inside.

The prisontard needs the ultra-structured world of prison to be OK since the chaos of the outer world is too much for him to withstand or comprehend.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

casedumping

The shameless practice on the part of mental health professionals to attempt to transfer or dump a difficult and nightmarish case to another mental health professional.

That doctor is a notorious and frequent practitioner of casedumping.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2017

blurtmouth

When you can’t stop yourself from saying something you wish you hadn’t said.

The nominee appears to be suffering from a serious case of blurtmouth.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2018

telephonitis

A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.

In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

Bigot Spigot in Chief

The most dangerous mouthpiece of the increasingly white supremacist “religious” right, because 45 purports to represent America.

The Bigot Spigot in Chief is a full-on Klansman who brings us closer and closer to civil war each day he remains in office.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2019

fuck you in the app

An expression of derisive anger and frustration when a business coercively informs you that you really should get their app in order to do business with them.

Sir, I am not at all interested in amassing endless apps on my phone, now or in the future, so fuck you in the app!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long bit increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted Osama Bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 28, 2019