Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

gastroflatulator

Someone who farts frequently and loudly, like a pneumatic machine.

You may be the very loudest and most dramatic gastroflatulator I have ever met.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019

weekday father

A reference to having a dad throughout the week that takes care of you and your needs growing up, while the weekends may be an entirely different story.

My weekday father always brought me a chocolate Instant Breakfast drink blended with a banana to start my day.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019

weekend orphan

A kid whose parents are essentially “dead to the world” on the weekends due to addiction.

Heading into Friday afternoon I was already a full-blown weekend orphan.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019

lightin’ the legs

Reference to the mostly backwoods or Depression Era practice of running a lit match up and down one’s legs to shave in lieu of a difficult to obtain razor.

I used to watch my Grandma lightin’ the legs; it took mere seconds and seemed so easy once I got past the shock of seeing it that first time!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019

tiptoe through the tulips

A phrase popularized by the entertainer and Sixties Era singer, Tiny Tim, in his hit song of the same name.

So won’t you tiptoe through the tulips...in the garden...in the moonlight...with me!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019

What hoppened?

A question you ask your rabbit when they tear around the yard and start thumping the ground as a signal to their rabbit partner.

You poor little frightened fur head, what hoppened?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019

Three Amigos

A 1980s comedy starring Chevy Chase, Steve Martin and Martin Short but now more commonly recognized in popular culture as the Ukrainian debacle starring White House picks Kurt Volker, Rick Perry and Gordon Sondland.

It’s time for the Three Amigos to sing their way out of this mess!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019