Downvoting Victim's definitions

doorman

Some guy who holds the door open for a really pretty girl, but then sees a bunch of people follow her. He keeps holding the door for everyone for five minutes because he's too nice to stop holding the door and he doesn't want to appear sexist.

I saw Amanda leaving class, so I opened the door for her. But then everyone else came and I held the door open for them too... I am a doorman.

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

unspooling

A word used by 4chan losers to describe someone they believe is "going crazy".

LOL I caught you online on the forums at 3 AM UR unspooling

by Downvoting Victim September 11, 2020

51/50

Someone who the police, with their poor grasp of psychology, think is a danger to themselves or others. They will generally yell at someone and if they yell back enough, declare them a 51/50. FUCK THE POLICE.

I was in the hospital and some big angry police guy yelled at me and I yelled back, so they gave me the 51/50.

by Downvoting Victim October 20, 2009

Neurotypical

A bullshit buzzword used by self-diagonosed autistics to imply that anyone who doesn't suffer from their condition has had an easy life and thus has no right to complain about anything. Often shortened to "NT".

Your posts shows a complete lack of empathy, you're obviously a Neurotypical trolling us.

by Downvoting Victim July 24, 2016

hour shower of power

Also known as an HSOP, this is a male's shower that takes an hour. Any male spending an hour in the shower is quite obviously masturbating in there.

Ben was an HSOP master, his hour shower of power happened twice daily.

by Downvoting Victim November 30, 2011

Los Altos

Los Altos, California is a city that borders Sunnyvale, Cupertino, Mountain View, and Palo Alto.

The TOWN of Los Altos Hills is for rich people who literally have a supreme court case allowing them to mandate homes be half an acre or larger.

The LAPD are probably bored out of their minds, hoping to bust an aigga robbin' the hood. Or maybe they're protecting San Carlos, CA from anti-tech vandals. Hope for the latter. Pray for the latter.

I grew up in "Loyola Corners" of Los Altos, CA from 1985-95, and it had a reputation of being the "hippie neighborhood".

Then we moved to Shallow Alto because of the "school" "system".

Palo Alto sucks, Los Altos rules.

by Downvoting Victim November 1, 2020

five piece band

A band where the singer is either unwilling or unable to play an instrument.

Many bands have 3 or 4 members with the singer usually playing a rhythm guitar or in some cases (Eve 6 Max Collins), bass.

Brandon wanted to start a band. But since he could sing but had no ability to play any instrument, he insisted he'd start a five piece band.

by Downvoting Victim August 31, 2015