18 definitions by Doug W.

tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

peter hawk

a man who you always catch sneaking a peek at your package when your around them

dude, did you ever notice that frank is a real peter hawk? he's always staring at my junk when he thinks i'm not looking!

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

bullnose

gathering up your penis and testicles in a fist for presentation to your meatgazer buddies

you get 2 kicks in the ass each for looking at my bullnose you faggots!

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

homoquaticas

man who enjoys being pissed on by another dude

i am homoquaticas, king of the golden showers

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

ultra- gay

1.the highest level of homosexuality that one can achieve.
2.in hospital terminology one who wears bright white sneakers with dark blue or black scrubs.
3. A man who drives an ambiguously gay car with a straight face.

Your so ultra- gay when you heard it was raining cocks you left your umbrella at home

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

worm wrangler

derogatory term for a homo who likes group sex

i felt like a real worm wrangler the other night in the men's room

by Doug W. February 11, 2008