4 definitions by Doofus Rick

To delay or avoid doing an act when requested until there is no longer a need for it to be done. To projestinate is to delay so badly that it is a jest.
I am not going to do that, I am just going to projestinate
by Doofus Rick June 22, 2018
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A playful name for a child or young adult that has a strong odour and refuses to wash their hands or shower properly.
by Doofus Rick June 22, 2018
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A person or persons who prefer to attend pools and pool areas under the cover of darkness to pass bowel movements.
Brian is the pool pooper, I found a floater this morning!
by Doofus Rick September 20, 2022
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A cockatrice is a mythical beast, essentially a two-legged dragon, wyvern, or serpent-like creature with a rooster's head. In slang terms it means a woman who prefers three male lovers at a time
Andy, Ben and I slept with Lynn last night. She has turned into a real Cockatrice
by Doofus Rick July 3, 2023
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