Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

mile high club

An imaginary club people belong to that claim to have had sex in a jetairliner.

Melissa and Fred tried to join the mile high club but Freddy forgot his little blue pill.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

10 finger discount

shoplifting

Jen got her new wardrobe using her 10 finger discount.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Mork

An alien played by Robin Williams, the great actor who sadly took his own life. The character "Mork" was one of the most iconic and lovable TV characters in the 80s. Dude was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved that show "Mork and Mindy". I wonder whatever happened to the actress who played Mindy?

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

cum blemish

A mark or stain left on clothing or bed sheets after sex.

I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

thickheads

People lacking in common sense or a modicum of intelligence, or people with big fat heads on their shoulders.

This country{USA is full of thickheads because we elected Donnie Trump for President. A classic case of the dumbing down of America.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017