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by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
Get the 10 finger discount mug.Corkle asked Daniel Cormier why the new trousers being advertised had a penis pocket. Cormier did'nt know so Corkle asked Robbie Lawler the same question, but Lawler did not know either. So Corkle asked Rickles, the Bellator fighter,and Caveman Rickles said it was there in case someone got a hard-on. That way hopefully no would notice your erection, if you stuck your erection in the pocket. Corkle wondered how to do that without some one noticing!
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President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the Laverne & Shirley mug.Jim Lambert clapped for bands such as Aerosmith and Van Halen back in the late 1970s-2002. Lambert had to retire due to arthritis in both hands. Lambert is best known for his studio work in the song "SICK AS A DOG" by Aerosmith. Lambert's stage name was Happy Clappy and Lambert also went by the moniker Clapster at times. Lambert and Steven Tyler are known for their hard partying back in the day.
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Get the Happy Clappy mug.Corkle told his pal Joe Dawg that the dark skinned grocer at the market on 4th street stunk. Joe Dawg told Corkle that the dark skinned grocer was probably a sand negro.
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