Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

Anthony Stoner

The name of the character played by Tommy Chong in the movie "UP IN SMOKE".

In one of the opening scenes of UP IN SMOKE, Chong's father says to Chong: "Anthony don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. If you don't get a job by sundown, were gonna ship you off to military school with the Goddamn Finkelstein shit kid, son of a bitch! This reveals that Chongs name is Anthony. Of course his last name has to be Stoner, thus we have Anthony Stoner in the classic stoner movie. In the author's humble opinion, Up IN Smoke is the funniest movie ever!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 16, 2018

Amanda Robert Cooper

Amanda Bobby Cooper "ABC" is a hot lil blonde fighter chick in the UFC.

Amanda Robert Cooper can kick the foock out of most men!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 6, 2017

infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.

I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017

Sandra Buttocks

Sandra Bullock's nick name for her ass.

Sandra Bullock has a nice shapely, round, attractive ass. When President Trump tried to bite it, Sandra said, "get the fuck off Sandra Buttocks" !!!!!!!!!!!! Trump was so humiliated that he suffered from shrinkage and to this day cannot achieve an erection.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone July 9, 2019

Ronda Rousey

Ronda Jean Rousey is an American mixed martial artist, judoka, and actress. Ronda was the 1st female UFC champion and held the belt until Holly Holm KOd her with a thunderous head kick.

Ronda Rousey has a fine body and awesome tits!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Aerosmyth

Aerosmith's little brother

Aerosmyth is on tour in South America.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018