Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

badges

A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.

Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018

simple dimplee poo

A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.

That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Cris Cyborg

The women's UFC Featherweight Champion of the world!

Cris Cyborg, "the baddest woman on the planet" is currently the best female fighter in the world. There is a problem here though. When I went to see her fight for the UFC Featherweight belt against Tonya E I had to naturally use the men's restroom. As i was standing there taking a piss Cris Cyborg walked in and stood at the urinal next to me and "she" took a long, loud, splashy, foul smelling brown colored piss. I glanced down and saw that she had a rather large dick. It was very dark colored and had a purple head the size of a tennis ball. It was by far the biggest penis I had ever seen. I think Cris might be a dude.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 29, 2018

pizza land

A pizza restaraunt

Corkle went to pizza land for dinner

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018

Dirty Ramos

A nasty, dirty fighter who fights as a bantam weight in the UFC, better known as Ricky Ramos.

Ricky Ramos is a great fighter as evidenced by his 12 & 2 record and success in the UFC. Ramos is often called Dirty Ramos because of his dirty, cheating fight style. He also by superstition, does not wash his buttocks or genitals for months leading up to his fights. His dirty tactics such as biting, eye gouging, and illegal elbow strikes combined with bad smells permeating from his body make Ramos a very unpopular combatant.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone June 30, 2019

somebitch

the way a cowboy says son of a bitch

Cowboy Cerrone got his ass kicked by a somebitch

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018

shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.

Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017