fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017
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MMA

My friend Dave is taking MMA so he can kick the fuck out of the fucker who owns urban dictionary.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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Candy Loving

January 1979 Playmate. Candy was also Playboy's 25th anniversary Playmate....Candy measured 37-24-34.....She is a beautiful brunette who stood 5'7" and weighed 110 at the time of her centerfolds........She is the hottest chick to ever live.........Huge, fine , firm titties hung on her chest.
The gorgeous Candy Loving had an old school un shaved pussy that was very bushy and very ripe. Just google her and you will be amazed at her beauty.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
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butch

A very dyke-ish lesbian. They usually dress in army pants and where mens boots and mens shirts. The butch lesbo is also characterized by a butch job haircut. Just like Howie Long's hair style on a woman.
My better half and I went to the County Fair yesterday. It must of been Lesbian Day at the County Fair. I have never seen so many Dyke-ish looking chicks before in my life. This one "lady", who was very butch, cut in front of my ass in the deep fried banana line. I said to her, "hey dyke bitch,your dyke ass just cut in front of me"! She proceeded to kick me in the nuts. Despite the pain I said to myself all bets are off and i dropped her with a nasty left hook. I dont normally hit women but this chick certainly deserved it.The cops came and fortunately arrested the dyke bitch who assaulted me !st......YIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 01, 2018
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urban dicktionary

Urban dicktionary with a penis on it. Putting a k in urbandictionary. Perhaps the funniest play on words ever!
When you spell urbandictionary U R B A N D I C K T I O N A R Y it looks like urbanpenisary. I looked up urban dicktionary in urbandictionary.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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scrub

1 A nurse or intern . 2 A backup on a sports team. 3 To clean something using a scrubbing motion. 4 Zach Braff or Donald Faison
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine , also known as a bus stop.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 13, 2017
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