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badges

A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018
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simple dimplee poo

A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.
That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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butch

A very dyke-ish lesbian. They usually dress in army pants and where mens boots and mens shirts. The butch lesbo is also characterized by a butch job haircut. Just like Howie Long's hair style on a woman.
My better half and I went to the County Fair yesterday. It must of been Lesbian Day at the County Fair. I have never seen so many Dyke-ish looking chicks before in my life. This one "lady", who was very butch, cut in front of my ass in the deep fried banana line. I said to her, "hey dyke bitch,your dyke ass just cut in front of me"! She proceeded to kick me in the nuts. Despite the pain I said to myself all bets are off and i dropped her with a nasty left hook. I dont normally hit women but this chick certainly deserved it.The cops came and fortunately arrested the dyke bitch who assaulted me !st......YIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 31, 2018
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Don Knotts

Damn,Rocco, dat lady det be yo boss, she a Don Knotts bitch,huh?
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 15, 2017
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Caveman Rickles

Caveman Rickles fights for Bellator MMA. Bellator MMA is the 2nd largest MMA league in the world. Rickles is one of Bellator's veteran fighters and a very popular one at that. His popularity comes from his exciting fighting style and caveman schstick.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017
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semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.
President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018
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Anthony Stoner

The name of the character played by Tommy Chong in the movie "UP IN SMOKE".
In one of the opening scenes of UP IN SMOKE, Chong's father says to Chong: "Anthony don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. If you don't get a job by sundown, were gonna ship you off to military school with the Goddamn Finkelstein shit kid, son of a bitch! This reveals that Chongs name is Anthony. Of course his last name has to be Stoner, thus we have Anthony Stoner in the classic stoner movie. In the author's humble opinion, Up IN Smoke is the funniest movie ever!!!!!!!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 16, 2018
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