Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone

mile high club

An imaginary club people belong to that claim to have had sex in a jetairliner.

Melissa and Fred tried to join the mile high club but Freddy forgot his little blue pill.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

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stinker

1: A person who stinks 2: A difficult task 3: a putrid smelling fart

Jennifer cut a very bad smelling pussy fart as I had intercourse with her. I now call Jennifer the little stinker.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 30, 2020

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Bear Jew

The nickname of UFC submission ace Paul Craig.

Paul Craig is a UFC Light Heavy Weight fighter known for his last second finishes. The Scottish Craig is a standout submission fighter who once won a fight via armbar with one second left in the fight. Paul Craig is a badass who goes by the nickname Bear Jew because he looks like a giant Jewish bear. Craig also does a great Rocky impression!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 4, 2019

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Cris Cyborg

The women's UFC Featherweight Champion of the world!

Cris Cyborg, "the baddest woman on the planet" is currently the best female fighter in the world. There is a problem here though. When I went to see her fight for the UFC Featherweight belt against Tonya E I had to naturally use the men's restroom. As i was standing there taking a piss Cris Cyborg walked in and stood at the urinal next to me and "she" took a long, loud, splashy, foul smelling brown colored piss. I glanced down and saw that she had a rather large dick. It was very dark colored and had a purple head the size of a tennis ball. It was by far the biggest penis I had ever seen. I think Cris might be a dude.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 29, 2018

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