Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

scrub

1 A nurse or intern . 2 A backup on a sports team. 3 To clean something using a scrubbing motion. 4 Zach Braff or Donald Faison

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine , also known as a bus stop.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Richard

A penis.

Often times a feller is given the name Richard. Often times people call the dude named Richard some other name. That other name is Dick. Following this logic, Richard becomes Dick which becomes Penis. This is why parents no longer name their kid Richard. The parents don't want the mean kids at school calling their child penis. For instance, when a kid wants to invite poor little Richard to a birthday party, he says hey penis ya wanna come to my party celebrating my birth.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

givin the dog a bone

getting a blow job

She's blowin me crazy, untill my ammunition is dry. Yes. I'm givin the dog a bone!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 30, 2017

big unit

Randy Johnson the former big league pitcher who pitched for several teams throughout his brilliant career was nicknamed the big unit.

Johnson was called the big unit for several reasons . He was the tallest pitcher in major league history measuring 6'11" and being a southpaw, it was almost impossible for lefties to get a hit off Johnson. Furthermore, there are several words that mean penis such as dick, cock, johnson....etc. So, Randy Johnson, who was known as a real asshole and physically resembled a huge penis was given the nickname "the big unit"

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

MAGNY

Neil Magny is a pro fighter. Magny fights in the WW division of the UFC.

Neil MAGNY destroyed Robbie Lawler in a UFC fight recently. MAGNY hit Lawler in the jaw with his penis and scored a first round knock out, becoming the 1st fighter in UFC history to score a KO via a penis strike!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 23, 2020

Opie

Ron fucking Howard when he was 10.

Be careful or Opie will stab you in the back, take your wallet and spend all your money on drugs. Opie was not the good little boy that Mayberry RFD producers led you to believe.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017

MAGNY

A long skinny ass fighter who smoked Lawler.

Neil MAGNY fought Robbie Lawler. MAGNY destroyed former champ Lawler. At one point during their fight, MAGNY, struck Lawler in the nose with his (MAGNY's) knee. Lawler's nose flew into the audience and the Urban Penistionary editor caught the nose and sold it on Ebay for 10 thousand smackaroos. The UFC rocks.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 17, 2020