My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
Her vagina was as tight as a fiddle. When Trump inserted his 17 inch fake dick into the tight pussy it did a pussy squeak. Trump left the fake dick in the Oval Office.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 12, 2017
1: A hit song by 80s new wave rockers A Flock of Seagulls 2: What Urban Dictionary employees do when they see a hot chick.
I am so queer that I Ran when the attractive female wanted to have sex with me said the gay man that works for urban dictionary. He also said that he is one of many gay men that work for urban dictionary. He said you have to be a fag or a girl to work for urban dictionary.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
1: A hit song by 80s new wave rockers A Flock of Seagulls 2: What Urban Dictionary employees do when they see a hot chick.
I am so queer that I Ran when the attractive female wanted to have sex with me said the gay man that works for urban dictionary. He also said that he is one of many gay men that work for urban dictionary. He said you have to be a fag or a girl to work for urban dictionary.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Cris Cyborg, "the baddest woman on the planet" is currently the best female fighter in the world. There is a problem here though. When I went to see her fight for the UFC Featherweight belt against Tonya E I had to naturally use the men's restroom. As i was standing there taking a piss Cris Cyborg walked in and stood at the urinal next to me and "she" took a long, loud, splashy, foul smelling brown colored piss. I glanced down and saw that she had a rather large dick. It was very dark colored and had a purple head the size of a tennis ball. It was by far the biggest penis I had ever seen. I think Cris might be a dude.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 30, 2018