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MAGNY

A long skinny ass fighter who smoked Lawler.
Neil MAGNY fought Robbie Lawler. MAGNY destroyed former champ Lawler. At one point during their fight, MAGNY, struck Lawler in the nose with his (MAGNY's) knee. Lawler's nose flew into the audience and the Urban Penistionary editor caught the nose and sold it on Ebay for 10 thousand smackaroos. The UFC rocks.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 17, 2020
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Mike Perry

A UFC fighter with a big mouth and big power. Perry also has a midget penis.
Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017
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Opie

Ron fucking Howard when he was 10.
Be careful or Opie will stab you in the back, take your wallet and spend all your money on drugs. Opie was not the good little boy that Mayberry RFD producers led you to believe.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017
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A dirty Jim Dog

When you fart while a very pretty girl is sucking your penis.
Melania Trump was giving me a terrific BJ. During the BJ i farted. She stopped and said "that was sooooo gross Jimmy, you are such A Dirty Jim Dog.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
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dick smoker

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
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shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.
Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
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somebitch

Cowboy Cerrone got his ass kicked by a somebitch
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018
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