Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

hells na

When you want to say no in a very emphatic manner.

Let's say that you did not find Hillary attractive but someone says to you, "bro, I think that you would like to make love to Hillary......Then you would say, "hells na bro, I wouldn't fuck Hillary Clinton with your dick."

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Cocksucking ass bandit

Donald Trump

A Cocksucking ass bandit stole the urban dictionary's owners wife's virginity!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary editor

The most important, intelligent, charismatic, and sensible person in the world.

Without the Urban Dictionary Editor,the world would be in complete chaos.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Pilot Harry

This is what becomes of your hand if you jackoff too much.

Your hand grows hair on it when you jackoff more than 25 times a day. Thats what happened to me so now I call my left hand Pilot Harry, I am left handed.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

MMA

mixed martial arts

My friend Dave is taking MMA so he can kick the fuck out of the fucker who owns urban dictionary.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Amanda Robert Cooper

Amanda Bobby Cooper "ABC" is a hot lil blonde fighter chick in the UFC.

Amanda Robert Cooper can kick the foock out of most men!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 6, 2017

fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.

Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017