Definitions by Don Weber

Spread your shit

The act of spreading one's buttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his penis into your rectal cavity.

Antwaan wasn't happy when he heard officer Johnson say "Spread your shit because I'm gonna butter your cornhole".

Spread your shit by Don Weber March 28, 2008

baby boying it 

The act of pulling one's trousers and underpants down to one's ankles whilst urinating in a public setting or restroom.

Juan went into the restroom at Denny's and was surprised to see a 30 year old man baby boying it.

baby boying it by Don Weber March 28, 2008

rotten bannana 

After having anal sex with your partner you make him/her lick the shit off of your penis.

Rotten bannanas taste disgusting

rotten bannana by Don Weber March 28, 2008