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Paper Back Flanigan

Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."
"Jimmy Jillikers!!!" Harvey exclaimed as Otis paper back flaniganed his copy of "The Great Gatsby."
by Don Everest April 2, 2005
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Chodeology

Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).
A. Betts was the best example of a chode in modern society known to man.
by Don Everest April 9, 2005
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Kosher Rasputin

The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.
I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.
by Don Everest April 7, 2005
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The Full Douglas

Jumping, ass naked and covered in pudding, front first on to a car while two people as having intercourse in it.
Kyle was offered $100 to perform a full douglas while at the Four Seasons Theater.
by Don Everest April 6, 2005
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Rasputin

Taking feces (shit) and smearing it all over the walls of a house while the inhabitant(s) are not home. Many times the shit will spell a word or make a design.
Lamar rasputined Tyrell's house because he was owed money for the weed he sold to him on credit.
by Don Everest April 7, 2005
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The Ray Charles

I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.
by Don Everest April 7, 2005
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Inverted Cleveland Steamer

1) Taking a dump on someone's back.
2) Releasing dung on to someone's chest while being suspended in the air upside down.
Ralphy O'Higgins proceeded to deliver an inverted cleveland steamer on Ling Ling after hours of passionate butt sex.
by Don Everest April 6, 2005
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