Don Everest's definitions

Paper Back Flanigan

Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."

"Jimmy Jillikers!!!" Harvey exclaimed as Otis paper back flaniganed his copy of "The Great Gatsby."

by Don Everest April 2, 2005

The Ray Charles

Tea bagging a blind guy.

I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Rasputin

Taking feces (shit) and smearing it all over the walls of a house while the inhabitant(s) are not home. Many times the shit will spell a word or make a design.

Lamar rasputined Tyrell's house because he was owed money for the weed he sold to him on credit.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Steamy Guarini

A cleveland steamer given by American Idols own Justin Guarini.

After losing to Kelly Clarkson, he thanked the judges by giving out a round of steamy guarini's.

by Don Everest April 4, 2005

compassionate jesse

A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.

Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.

by Don Everest April 3, 2005

Mysterious Mitchell

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

by Don Everest April 4, 2005

Chodeology

Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).

A. Betts was the best example of a chode in modern society known to man.

by Don Everest April 9, 2005