16 definitions by Don Everest

The Full Douglas

Jumping, ass naked and covered in pudding, front first on to a car while two people as having intercourse in it.

Kyle was offered $100 to perform a full douglas while at the Four Seasons Theater.

by Don Everest April 6, 2005

Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.

Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.

by Don Everest April 9, 2005

A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.

Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.

by Don Everest April 3, 2005

by Don Everest April 8, 2005

I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.

by Don Everest April 8, 2005

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

by Don Everest April 5, 2005

A cleveland steamer given by American Idols own Justin Guarini.

After losing to Kelly Clarkson, he thanked the judges by giving out a round of steamy guarini's.

by Don Everest April 4, 2005