Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.
by Don Everest April 05, 2005
Jumping, ass naked and covered in pudding, front first on to a car while two people as having intercourse in it.
by Don Everest April 06, 2005
Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.
by Don Everest April 09, 2005
by Don Everest April 08, 2005
Taking feces (shit) and smearing it all over the walls of a house while the inhabitant(s) are not home. Many times the shit will spell a word or make a design.
by Don Everest April 07, 2005
Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."
by Don Everest April 03, 2005
by Don Everest April 03, 2005