Don Everest's definitions

The Sneaky Howard

Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.

Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.

by Don Everest April 8, 2005

The Ray Charles

Tea bagging a blind guy.

I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Musky Maria

A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!

Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.

by Don Everest April 6, 2005

Inverted Cleveland Steamer

1) Taking a dump on someone's back.
2) Releasing dung on to someone's chest while being suspended in the air upside down.

Ralphy O'Higgins proceeded to deliver an inverted cleveland steamer on Ling Ling after hours of passionate butt sex.

by Don Everest April 6, 2005

Mysterious Mitchell

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

by Don Everest April 4, 2005

compassionate jesse

A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.

Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.

by Don Everest April 3, 2005

Rasputin

Taking feces (shit) and smearing it all over the walls of a house while the inhabitant(s) are not home. Many times the shit will spell a word or make a design.

Lamar rasputined Tyrell's house because he was owed money for the weed he sold to him on credit.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005