Definitions by Don Everest

Chodeology 

Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).

A. Betts was the best example of a chode in modern society known to man.

Chodeology by Don Everest April 9, 2005

The Sneaky Howard 

Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.

Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.

The Sneaky Howard by Don Everest April 8, 2005

Rasputin 

Taking feces (shit) and smearing it all over the walls of a house while the inhabitant(s) are not home. Many times the shit will spell a word or make a design.

Lamar rasputined Tyrell's house because he was owed money for the weed he sold to him on credit.

Rasputin by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Kosher Rasputin 

The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.

I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.

Kosher Rasputin by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Ray Charles 

Tea bagging a blind guy.

I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.

The Ray Charles by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Salior Boy Experience 

Hand cuffing a drunk friend to a chair and proceeding to smack them in the face with a chode(s).

Andy got the salior boy experience when he passed out at Doecker's house last thursday...he loved it!!!

The Salior Boy Experience by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Dynamic Louie Anderson

Survey Says "Dropping a duece in Louie Anderson's shoe after stealing points from the opposing family."

"Oh No!!!" Louie exclaimed as Jack Johnson gave him the dynaic louie anderson after stealing the board from the McDougal family.

The Dynamic Louie Anderson by Don Everest April 7, 2005