Soldering Iron

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot

You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron

by Dillon Farnum April 01, 2005

Seattle

The most evil city in the US

Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft


See? All of them EVIL

by Dillon Farnum March 20, 2005

John F. Kennedy

One of the worst Presidents in American history. Like Ronald Reagan, he made everyone feel good, so they all loved him despite his complete ineptitude

Come on, people. The guy screwed up the invasion of Cuba, and got the US involved in Viet nam. I can't think of one positive thing he did

by Dillon Farnum April 24, 2005

Nationalist

One who believes that an ethnic group should be ruled by their own kind, not a foreign government

If it were not for nationalism, Germany would still be in about 20 pieces, and Austria would be a major world power

by Dillon Farnum March 20, 2005

actor

A person who has no personality of their own, so they pretend to be other people. For money

Oh man! I'm so uninteresting! Looks like I'll have to be an actor if I'm going to have friends

by Dillon Farnum January 17, 2005

Ward Churchill

Hate to say it, but he's kind of right

We Americans need to look at the things we've done to other countries before we invade others because of the things that have been done to us

by Dillon Farnum March 22, 2005

MADD

Also known as the "Mothers Against the Bill of Rights". While their cause is one which cannot be argued against, their Machiavellian tactics are unconstitutional and often pointless

They clearly want to eliminate our Fourth Amendment Right to protection from illegal search and seizure with their checkpoints, and lowering the legal blood alcohol will do absolutely nothing to lessen the number of drunk driving deaths

by Dillon Farnum February 04, 2005