Diego Mendez's definitions

meat nozzle

The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"

Excuse me, I have to exercise the meat nozzle.

by Diego Mendez July 1, 2012

Obama Goggles

Obama goggles is a phenomenon which inhibits monetary discretion to the point of unbridled acceptance of spending.

1 trillion dollars??? Let me put on my Obama Goggles. OK I support it.

by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009

ass clown posse

Fans of insane clown posse.

Shows over. Shit. Here comes the ass clown posse!

by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009

steven slater

Patron Saint of Flight Attendants

Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.

His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.

by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010

goat's tongue

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.

Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal

by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009

Googligan’s Island

A web site that tries to get Googlebot’s attention but fails at the last moment

Webskipper: Hey there little buddy, did you install the new webmaster tools for the company web site?
Googligan: Yea, on my laptop.
Webskipper: Oh Googligan, (strike with cap)

…and the rest…are hear on Googligan’s Island.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

RFC

Room for cream. Used to let your barista know to leave it ½” to ¾” below the rim so you may add skim milk, half and half, or other accompaniments to your coffee beverage.

I’ll have the Sumatran, RFC please.

by Diego Mendez April 13, 2009