Diego Mendez's definitions

impregnify

Southern US term for conception.

Wazzunt me. That other crazy sumbitch is the one that tried ta bangulate and impregnify that female over there, not I.

by Diego Mendez July 13, 2016

Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.

Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

goat's tongue

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.

Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal

by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009

Googligan’s Island

A web site that tries to get Googlebot’s attention but fails at the last moment

Webskipper: Hey there little buddy, did you install the new webmaster tools for the company web site?
Googligan: Yea, on my laptop.
Webskipper: Oh Googligan, (strike with cap)

…and the rest…are hear on Googligan’s Island.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

toilet ringer

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html

Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.

by Diego Mendez February 17, 2009

sideboobs

Excess flab that extends over the right and left sides of the female's waistband.

Wow, check out her sideboobs!

by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009

turdburgler

One who can't spell turdburglar.

Public education produces many turdburglers.

by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008