Diego Mendez's definitions

goat's tongue

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.

Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal

by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009

Googligan’s Island

A web site that tries to get Googlebot’s attention but fails at the last moment

Webskipper: Hey there little buddy, did you install the new webmaster tools for the company web site?
Googligan: Yea, on my laptop.
Webskipper: Oh Googligan, (strike with cap)

…and the rest…are hear on Googligan’s Island.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

meat nozzle

The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"

Excuse me, I have to exercise the meat nozzle.

by Diego Mendez July 1, 2012

Chicago Style Pizza

An overrated loaf of bread with a sludge and grease in the middle. Better classified as a quiche.

One Chicago Style Pizza will feed a pond of ducks for a year.

by Diego Mendez January 28, 2008

sideboobs

Excess flab that extends over the right and left sides of the female's waistband.

Wow, check out her sideboobs!

by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009

turdburgler

One who can't spell turdburglar.

Public education produces many turdburglers.

by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008

Obama Goggles

Obama goggles is a phenomenon which inhibits monetary discretion to the point of unbridled acceptance of spending.

1 trillion dollars??? Let me put on my Obama Goggles. OK I support it.

by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009