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A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.
Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?
Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.
Source: BMJ Journal
Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.
Source: BMJ Journal
by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009
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To drive off the “aracial” road.
To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.
To drive off the “aracial” road.
To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.
You: My black friend made me realize how I picture criminals, as black.
Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.
You just got Sharrod –ed.
Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.
You just got Sharrod –ed.
by Diego Mendez July 22, 2010
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Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.
His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010
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A standard by which other beers are measured.
A standard by which other beers are measured.
by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008
Get the coors mug.A god-awful yet god-fearing little town. Also known as the mullet capital of Southern Utah and home of the Polygamy Tech Screaming Thunderchickens where SUU students either leave town or get high every weekend (greatest blow on earth). Its main industry is Wal-mart which forms the job base and people come from miles around fer the Shakespeare and elk guttin’ festival.
by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008
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Googligan: Yea, on my laptop.
Webskipper: Oh Googligan, (strike with cap)
…and the rest…are hear on Googligan’s Island.
Googligan: Yea, on my laptop.
Webskipper: Oh Googligan, (strike with cap)
…and the rest…are hear on Googligan’s Island.
by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008
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