sharrod

A Racial Clusterfuck.

To drive off the “aracial” road.

To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.
You: My black friend made me realize how I picture criminals, as black.

Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.

You just got Sharrod –ed.
by Diego Mendez July 21, 2010
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turdburgler

One who can't spell turdburglar.
Public education produces many turdburglers.
by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008
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ass clown posse

Shows over. Shit. Here comes the ass clown posse!
by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009
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Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.
Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.
by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008
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impregnify

Wazzunt me. That other crazy sumbitch is the one that tried ta bangulate and impregnify that female over there, not I.
by Diego Mendez July 13, 2016
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toilet ringer

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html
Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.
by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009
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blogosphincter

Muscles that control the release of mental and emotional waste products from the mind into the chat room or blog site.
Dude: I have a pain in my blogosphincter.

Doc: Can you post me a sample?
by Diego Mendez March 21, 2009
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