Diego Mendez's definitions

Googligan’s Island

A web site that tries to get Googlebot’s attention but fails at the last moment

Webskipper: Hey there little buddy, did you install the new webmaster tools for the company web site?
Googligan: Yea, on my laptop.
Webskipper: Oh Googligan, (strike with cap)

…and the rest…are hear on Googligan’s Island.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

goat's tongue

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.

Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal

by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009

toilet ringer

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html

Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.

by Diego Mendez February 17, 2009

Cedar City

A god-awful yet god-fearing little town. Also known as the mullet capital of Southern Utah and home of the Polygamy Tech Screaming Thunderchickens where SUU students either leave town or get high every weekend (greatest blow on earth). Its main industry is Wal-mart which forms the job base and people come from miles around fer the Shakespeare and elk guttin’ festival.

It’s loads of fun stalking prey on a Cedar City ridge with 50 MPH winds and 50 degrees below zero.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

RFC

Room for cream. Used to let your barista know to leave it ½” to ¾” below the rim so you may add skim milk, half and half, or other accompaniments to your coffee beverage.

I’ll have the Sumatran, RFC please.

by Diego Mendez April 13, 2009

impregnify

Southern US term for conception.

Wazzunt me. That other crazy sumbitch is the one that tried ta bangulate and impregnify that female over there, not I.

by Diego Mendez July 13, 2016

Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.

Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008