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toilet ringer

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html
Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.
by Diego Mendez February 17, 2009
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tim burton

–obj, ov-er-rat•ed. to rate or appraise too highly; overestimate.

See also overrated, joe namath, jose canseco, ohio state,tarheel,chicago style pizza, hannah montana, hilary duff,Disney channel,kurt cobain
That NBC tv show Friends is so Tim Burton.
by Diego Mendez January 28, 2008
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sharrod

A Racial Clusterfuck.

To drive off the “aracial” road.

To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.
You: My black friend made me realize how I picture criminals, as black.

Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.

You just got Sharrod –ed.
by Diego Mendez July 22, 2010
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ass clown posse

Shows over. Shit. Here comes the ass clown posse!
by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009
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Obama Goggles

Obama goggles is a phenomenon which inhibits monetary discretion to the point of unbridled acceptance of spending.
1 trillion dollars??? Let me put on my Obama Goggles. OK I support it.
by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009
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steven slater

Patron Saint of Flight Attendants
Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.

His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010
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meat nozzle

The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"
Excuse me, I have to exercise the meat nozzle.
by Diego Mendez July 1, 2012
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