Diego Mendez's definitions
Wazzunt me. That other crazy sumbitch is the one that tried ta bangulate and impregnify that female over there, not I.
by Diego Mendez July 13, 2016
Get the impregnifymug. A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.
by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008
Get the Gobblers Knobmug. The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"
by Diego Mendez July 1, 2012
Get the meat nozzlemug. by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009
Get the ass clown possemug. Obama goggles is a phenomenon which inhibits monetary discretion to the point of unbridled acceptance of spending.
by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009
Get the Obama Gogglesmug. Patron Saint of Flight Attendants
Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.
His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010
Get the steven slatermug. Room for cream. Used to let your barista know to leave it ½” to ¾” below the rim so you may add skim milk, half and half, or other accompaniments to your coffee beverage.
by Diego Mendez April 13, 2009
Get the RFCmug.