Definitions by Diego Mendez
impregnify
Wazzunt me. That other crazy sumbitch is the one that tried ta bangulate and impregnify that female over there, not I.
impregnify by Diego Mendez July 13, 2016
meat nozzle
The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"
meat nozzle by Diego Mendez July 1, 2012
steven slater
Patron Saint of Flight Attendants
Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.
His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
steven slater by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010
sharrod
A Racial Clusterfuck.
To drive off the “aracial” road.
To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.
To drive off the “aracial” road.
To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.
You: My black friend made me realize how I picture criminals, as black.
Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.
You just got Sharrod –ed.
Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.
You just got Sharrod –ed.
sharrod by Diego Mendez July 22, 2010
goat's tongue
A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.
Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?
Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.
Source: BMJ Journal
Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.
Source: BMJ Journal
goat's tongue by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009
RFC
Room for cream. Used to let your barista know to leave it ½” to ¾” below the rim so you may add skim milk, half and half, or other accompaniments to your coffee beverage.
RFC by Diego Mendez April 13, 2009
ass clown posse
ass clown posse by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009