18 definitions by Diego Mendez

sharrod

A Racial Clusterfuck.

To drive off the “aracial” road.

To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.

You: My black friend made me realize how I picture criminals, as black.

Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.

You just got Sharrod –ed.

by Diego Mendez July 21, 2010

ass clown posse

Fans of insane clown posse.

Shows over. Shit. Here comes the ass clown posse!

by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009

Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.

Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

turdburgler

One who can't spell turdburglar.

Public education produces many turdburglers.

by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008

Googligan’s Island

A web site that tries to get Googlebot’s attention but fails at the last moment

Webskipper: Hey there little buddy, did you install the new webmaster tools for the company web site?
Googligan: Yea, on my laptop.
Webskipper: Oh Googligan, (strike with cap)

…and the rest…are hear on Googligan’s Island.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

impregnify

Southern US term for conception.

Wazzunt me. That other crazy sumbitch is the one that tried ta bangulate and impregnify that female over there, not I.

by Diego Mendez July 13, 2016

toilet ringer

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html

Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.

by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009