Popups

They are stupid advertisements. Sometimes they contain viruses, adware and spyware and you can't avoid it like e-mail.

They give you viruses and spyware without warning.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

crybaby

A stuck-up person who cries about anything because they've never had any true conflict in their entire, spoilt lives. If not, they are usually the kid who is short. Why do all short kids cry? It must be in there JEANS (omg rofl).

Near every short kid in my year has cried at least once for no good reason - usually because they are in trouble for something that is entirely their fault.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

Reality TV

It's what MTV has dedicated its airtime to, instead of music.

MTV has so much Reality TV shows. They may as well rename "MTV" to "RTV".

by Didda Tinkle June 06, 2004

secret agent

What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.

MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!

(Worst movie ever)

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

celebrities

The tards flapping about on MTV, admired by girls aged 11-18 and anyone else with their mobile phone up their ass. Nobody should be obsessed over celebrities and if they are they are either a) a girl or b) a sped.

If you watch E! News, TRL (Total Retard Live) or anything to do with MTV other than programs that actually play music (and Beavis and Butthead - they rule) then you are a turd and should burn.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

flaccid

Lacking strength or erect stature.

Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

brushhead

1. The head of a paintbrush
2. A baffoon
3. Bart Simpson

1. I covered the brush head in lacquer and stroked it across my upper-lip. I sniffed and sniffed, I did.

2. "Hey brushhead, that's a waterbomb, not a condom."

3. Bart Simpson has a head like a brush.

by Didda Tinkle June 06, 2004