Popups

They are stupid advertisements. Sometimes they contain viruses, adware and spyware and you can't avoid it like e-mail.
They give you viruses and spyware without warning.
by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004
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crybaby

A stuck-up person who cries about anything because they've never had any true conflict in their entire, spoilt lives. If not, they are usually the kid who is short. Why do all short kids cry? It must be in there JEANS (omg rofl).
Near every short kid in my year has cried at least once for no good reason - usually because they are in trouble for something that is entirely their fault.
by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004
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What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.
When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.
by Didda Tinkle June 06, 2004
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excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.
Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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trl

A show that believes that people care about celebrities and that music is unimportant by playing about 1/4 of the entire song. It's about as entertaining as excrement (unless the excrement is involved with anything other than the sidewalk/lavatory, eg. on some dumbasses face).
No wonder nobody knows the name of Eminem's band - TRL only plays Eminem's verse in the song "My Band". And everybody watches TRL.
by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004
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pseudonym

A nickname used to masquer your identity for privacy reasons or so you won't get caught doing something naughty.
Prince is the singer with the most pseudonyms.

Didda Tinkle is my obscure pseudonym.
by Didda Tinkle July 06, 2004
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fartknocker

When you use chemical reactions to turn a fart into a solid. Then you knock on it.
The fartknocker was a renouned chemist.
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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