Definitions by Didda Tinkle

Attempting to be funny and random 

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.

When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

Attempting to be funny and random by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

hypothesis 

A prediction or educated-guess based on current evidence that is yet to be tested.

I hypothesize that my pants will decend.

It seems that my hypothesis was correct. Now, to get funky.

hypothesis by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

Popups

They are stupid advertisements. Sometimes they contain viruses, adware and spyware and you can't avoid it like e-mail.

They give you viruses and spyware without warning.

Popups by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

elephantitis of the nuts 

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.

I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

elephantitis of the nuts by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

those 

Polite term for genitals.

I pointed to his pants and asked "What are those?"

those by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

toothsome 

1. To describe something that smells delicious.

2. To have many teeth in many areas of the body (mouth, vagina etc.)

You toothsome devil!

toothsome by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

lexicographer

One who writes dictionary definitions (or, in the case of this site, definitions and opinions).

Lexicographers gather at Urban Dictionary.

lexicographer by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004