Didda Tinkle's definitions

Popups

They are stupid advertisements. Sometimes they contain viruses, adware and spyware and you can't avoid it like e-mail.

They give you viruses and spyware without warning.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

Subliminal Message

A hidden message or image found in text, music or film. A well-known subliminal message was that of Coca-Cola ads which flashed for less Than a second in movies. You may not have seen it, but your subconscious did. Don't argue with him.

Diggers in delicious donuts are talking idiotically, noticably keeping licked earwax.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

simpleton

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

System of a Down

A band with one of the most unique music styles ever, mixing Middle-Eastern and Armenian with Metal. Sometimes the music is calm, sometimes its angry and sometimes its crazy (like the song "Johnny"). Usually they scream a lot and then go calm, probably because their throats hurt.

There is meaning to System of a Down's lyrics, listen to "Boom!" and "Chic n' Stu" (though I doubt most of you droids couldn't interpret that song).

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

flaccid

Lacking strength or erect stature.

Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

electric car

A car with a rechargable battery that needs no gasoline but instead is powered by electricity. Criticized for not going great distances before having to recharge. It's better for the environment though - but who really cares?

"Hello. I'm an electric car. I don't go very fast, or very far; and if you drive me, people will think you're gay."

by Didda Tinkle July 3, 2004

blinger

One who blings in a fashionable sense.

"I got bling-bling," exclaimed Ernie the Blinger.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004