Didda Tinkle's definitions

brushhead

1. The head of a paintbrush
2. A baffoon
3. Bart Simpson

1. I covered the brush head in lacquer and stroked it across my upper-lip. I sniffed and sniffed, I did.

2. "Hey brushhead, that's a waterbomb, not a condom."

3. Bart Simpson has a head like a brush.

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

excrement

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

duty

Diarrhea of the comical kind (which is all diarrhea).

Ahahah. Duty. Ahahah. Diarrhea.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

snail racing

The sport of legends.

My snail is the betterest.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

Lucid Dreaming

Being able to control your dreams, a subject brought up a lot in the movie "Waking Life", an artistic look into dreaming and death.

They say you can tell if you are dreaming by flicking a lightswitch. If you are dreaming, the light will never turn off. In lucid dreaming you can fly about, cause havoc or fornicate with all that you please.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

crybaby

A stuck-up person who cries about anything because they've never had any true conflict in their entire, spoilt lives. If not, they are usually the kid who is short. Why do all short kids cry? It must be in there JEANS (omg rofl).

Near every short kid in my year has cried at least once for no good reason - usually because they are in trouble for something that is entirely their fault.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

Super Mario

The star of Super Mario Brothers. An icon to gamers worldwide.

He takes shrooms and gets beefed, saves the princess, gets laid, and goes home to fix household plumbing systems.

Mario's a drugged-up, pimped-out plumber.

by Didda Tinkle November 18, 2006